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From: Older Guys' Packages by Earlybird

GraysAnatomy said:
....I just feel bad that you cannot accept that some people actually have a larger dick than what you have.


That's just more pure bullshit. Classic last resort of someone who knows they're wrong. I've never even hinted anything like that. I've always been happy with my size, and EXTREMELY confident of my sexuality & performance in bed. smooth My erect cock is well into the upper range of the worldwide average length & it's slightly above average girth. OBVIOUSLY, there are some that are larger & some that are smaller. And of course, everyone with a shred of brains knows that technique is WAY, WAY more important to most women than just cock size.

I'm the one who posts the proven facts of what "average", "normal" and "regular" cocks are. It's just that I absolutely DETEST bullshit & myth, and do everything I can to dispel the myths & promulgate scientific facts.

You're the one who's living in a fantasy world where most guys have porno-size cocks. Total bullshit.

End of discussion.

From: would you rather masturbate with a guy or a girl by Earlybird

A bunch of my friends & I used to jack together back in grade-school & junior-high. Was a lot of fun, but I'd MUCH rather masturbate in person with a gal. Fortunately, I've had the pleasure of introducing many of my girlfriends to masturbating together, along with mutual masturbation.

Watching my gal react to the intense feelings of orgasm is such a huge turn-on that I often come close to creaming myself, just from watching her cum! razz

From: Older Guys' Packages by Earlybird

Fucking troll poisons every thread with the same old, tired bullshit!

From: Believe it or not! by Earlybird

One thing's for sure - you post a LOT of pics that have been heavily edited. Anyone with a shred of critical-thinking skills can easily see the heavily distorted aspect-ratios & other clear signs of an amateur editing job.

Going by your actions, it seems that you're just another size-queen troll who would rather live in your own little fantasy world where all guys have huge cocks (that actually work, since most giant cocks are useless for anything but peeing) - rather than live in the real world.

Again - science ALWAYS rules. Internet myth has always been & will always be pure bullshit. And anyone who incessantly promulgates the myths is an enemy of mine.

From: What age did you make your first homemade sex toy? Was it successful? by Earlybird

I had been giving myself "the special feeling" as I called orgasms back then, since I discovered that my cock was good for more than peeing, just after my 5th birthday. Soon, I became curious about other ways of "getting the feeling" besides rubbing the sweet-spot (frenulum).

Humping pillows was already getting old, and our tub didn't have a shower. At that age, my cock was only around 1.5" long x 1" in girth when fully erect. Way too small for the vacuum cleaner hose. (Yes, I had already tried that!)

I found a small glass jar with a neck that looked about the right diameter. So I put my little softie in there. Wow, that felt GREAT! WAY better than my fingers or the pillow!

Only problem was that I got hard instantly, and I hadn't thought about "expansion"! I couldn't pull it out!! I struggled with that for a minute or two, but that just made it get even harder! Fortunately, I got scared enough that it went soft within a few minutes & I was able to get it out!

What scared me the most was the thought of having to go to mom or dad & explain my predicament! amazed

I didn't try anything like that again until my cock was large enough when hard to comfortably fit the vacuum cleaner wand - which worked REALLY well! I had a super-intense & long-lasting orgasm within a minute or two! razz

From: Believe it or not! by Earlybird

Just doing my part to help dispel the rampant spreading of Internet myths & BS, and share proven facts & truth - as I have been doing since the Internet was invented. smile

From: Believe it or not! by Earlybird

Believe it or not - the worldwide average erect length is 5.16" long. Therefore, more guys have cocks less than 6" long. Simple grade-school math.

In fact, 95% of the worlds' population of men have erections that are between 3.94" & 6.3" long. Only a very tiny percentage are outside of that range.

For example - only 2 out of 100 men have an erect cock that's longer than 7", and less than 1 out of 100 has an erect cock that's longer than 8". The above facts are GLARINGLY OBVIOUS in the graphs below:

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Science rules! Internet myth is pure BS! grin

From: Older Guys' Packages by Earlybird

I don't think it's age related. I'm 62. I've always been a grower & my balls have always been very tight.

Soft on a cool morning (~1.5" long x 3.5" in girth).

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Usual soft size (~2.5" long x 3.5" in girth).

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Soft, just after a hot bath. Longest it ever gets while completely soft (~3.5" long x 3.5" in girth), and the loosest my balls ever get.

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For comparison, here it is fully erect (~5.75" long x 4.75" in girth).

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From: Personal Bests ;) by Earlybird

Most solo orgasms in a day: 20, back in my dry orgasm days before puberty. (I was fully multi-orgasmic before I started to ejaculate. grin )

Most solo ejaculatory orgasms in a day: 10, back in my high-school days. Still had some jizz left in the tank for the last orgasm.

Most ejaculatory orgasms in a day from having sex: 9, during a marathon sex session with my girlfriend back when I was in my early '30s. Since we were screwing, I don't know how much jizz I had left during my last orgasm.

I'm now 62. Just a few weeks ago, I masturbated to orgasm 7 times in ~12 hours or so. First two orgasms were within a few minutes of each other & I stayed hard in between. The last 5 were over the next ~10 hours. I still jizzed a little bit during my 7th orgasm of the day. stroke

From: how often do you masturbate? by Earlybird

I'm 62. I usually masturbate to orgasm 2-3 times a day when I don't have a girlfriend. Sometimes up to 5-7 times a day if I'm really horny. But then - I've always had a really high sex drive. I usually masturbated to orgasm 10-15 times a day back in my dry orgasm days before puberty. smooth

From: Let's see your load by Earlybird

Damn, that felt GREAT!! stroke

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From: Dick code by Earlybird

Here's mine: http://dickcode.net/2hYlWyTFQnp0101

From: If you had to choose? by Earlybird

Sex totally naked or with lingerie? Naked
Short hair or long hair? Long
Natural or shaved bare? Natural
Big tits or smaller? More than a handful is a waste
Bj or handjob? BJ
On top or on bottom? Top
Big ass or smaller fit ass? Smaller
Vocal or quiet? Very vocal

From: Masturbating without Porn by Earlybird

I rarely masturbate to orgasm while watching porn. Less than 5% of the time, for sure. Most of the time, I just use my imagination. Sometimes I'll watch some porn to get really horny, then go to my bed & jack to a powerful orgasm.

From: Mushroom Cap, Bullethead or Bellend? by Earlybird

Here's a better pic of mine:

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