Allow me to educate you on a few things while youre making a complete ass of yourself. You know that color monitor youre viewing while making hateful racist remarks? They were the innovation of Mark Dean - a Black man. Have you ever had your clothes dry cleaned? Please thank Thomas Jennings for that. Not only did he pioneer the process of dry cleaning he was the first Black man to have an American patent on an idea. Im sure you need food to sustain your ignorant mind and body. Well do you think that food magically transports itself to the local grocery stores ? Nope, its generally transported by refrigerated trucks - and invention of Frederick McKinley Jones. You better hope that neither you nor any of your friends/family ever need open heart surgery. Youll have to give thanks to Dr. Daniel Hale Williams for that one. Oh and lastly while youre on your way to your next Klan rally or skinhead gathering, please be sure to thank Garrett Morgan for creating stop lights so another car doesnt(unfortunately) crash into you along the way. I could go and list NUMEROUS other accomplishments of the Blacks in history, but I think Ive made my point. So Ill just close by saying(and you probably wont get this), Bless your heart!!!

Am I alone on this one? This week I was scheduled to work my shift at my job. The boss sends out a text asking if anyone wanted to be off. Now granted I could have used the money since I just came back from vacation. But I was deeeep in the throes of boner pleasure. So I was the first to reply "Ill take the night off!" As such, I was relieved of my shift. Has anyone ever called in sick, taken off the day, or otherwise shirked their employment duties for a good stroke session ??? =D

One of the larger city parks about 3 miles from me has tennis courts on the property. Well next to the tennis courts are the locker rooms that still have FULLY OPEN showers. I went with a buddy of mine in 2021 and he went to take a shower. I was changing in the locker room when another couple of gentlemen entered. I had already dried off but my buddy was still in there. He later said that nothing heavy happened but he did notice them getting slightly chubby. So it still happens. Just have to find the right venue.

Well I thought it was a legit question ?!?!

Masturbator sweltering here in the Galleria area of Houston. Good think I live alone so I can relax naked in this heat(or the dead of winter too). Where are the other mature boner whackers in the area ?

So this question comes after spending a week in southwestern Pennsylvania. I saw quite a few healthy looking bearded Amish gentlemen. One day while at Pittsburgh Zoo I did see quite a few making their way around the exhibits and attractions. About the time I was leaving a silly question dawned on me - Do Amish men masturbate ? Sounds like an easy question but given how repressed they seem to be, it might not be cut and dry. Anyone have any insights, or for that matter Amish boner stories? Inquiring minds wanna know <G>

Plain and simple question: Have any of of you ever had a good(or even a lousy) JO session in a steamroom/sauna on a cruise ship? I hung out in one on my last cruise for bout 30 mins but nothing happened. Just wondering if any of you guys had better success stories or not ?!?!

The only time I wear skivvies is if I'm working or going to a formal event . Beyond that? The boys hang loose.

While logged into this website? Isnt that a rather redundant and rhetorical question ? =)

I feel sorry for all you poor gents that have to wait for an opportune time to enjoy your penis masturbation. I live alone so for me, all I need is inspiration, Albolene, and a good hour or two. Viva la vida!!! =D

I work in the restaurant business so my hours vary. There have been times when my bosses said we were over-staffed but I could come to work if I desired. Well sometimes they would pose this question while I was in the throes of a horny dong session. I would reply back "You know what? I think I will take the day off. Thanks." And then continue to enjoy one of lifes greatest pleasures.