When I was young, I used to go for walks
in the woods. Sometimes, when I stopped
to rest, I liked to jerk off just for the thrill of
spraying my jizz without worrying about
making a mess or cleaning up after myself.

It's a wonderfully liberating feeling.

Plus, I always enjoyed the pattering sound
of my cum as it fell among the dry leaves.

I always cum when my cock gets sucked,
and it doesn't take very long, either.

It feels so good that I always assumed
my experience was the same for every
man. I guess not! Very surprising.

By "MFM frottage," I assume that means
your wife wants to hold a big, fat cock in
each hand and rub them together, yes?

Years ago, I had a long affair with a married woman.
She met her husband-to-be when both of them went
to the same college.

She found out that her husband was participating in
jack-off contests with the guys in the dorm, to see
who could drop the biggest load & shoot the farthest.

She wasn't exactly pissed about it, but she was
extremely frustrated, because she felt left out.
She wanted to tag along with her husband, so
she could enjoy the sight of everyone jerking off
and spraying jizz in all directions.

The response to my little "survey" has
been very gratifying---and informative.

Based on the replies, we can conclude that the
average healthy teen jerks off about three times
a day, and follows a routine that seems to be
fairly common:
Once in the morning, once in the late afternoon,
and once at bedtime---roughly once every eight
hours, which is plenty of time to build up a good
load in-between fap sessions. Also, eight hours
is probably as long as any normal teen can go
without feeling an overwhelming urge to jerk off.

Given the frequency of teenage masturbation,
I'm surprised that boys aren't caught in the act
more often, although I suspect most families
(certainly most mothers) are fully aware of their
sons' horny habits, but discreetly pretend not to
notice.

My second wife was the most eager cocksucker
imaginable, and she absolutely loved the taste
of cum (which is a rare thing in a woman).

She was willing to suck anyone, anywhere, and
swallow. By the time I met her (when she was in
her early 30s), she had probably sucked scores
of cocks and swallowed a gallon of jizz.

She never sucked anyone else in front of me,
but I suspect she sucked a few on the sly,
simply because she enjoyed it so much (bless
her horny heart).