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From: Have you been jacking off since the mid-70s? by Mickeybrowneyes

UlsterRob said:
Absolutely!

Masturbating to Charlie's Angels and the Sears catalog never got old!

(And about a million other reasons to take out my penis!)


Absolutely! See my sig. line.

I also spilled a lot of seed to a Kate Jackson poster on my bedroom wall almost nightly. Those were the days/nights . . .

From: What Celeb Pic Did You Cum To Last? by Mickeybrowneyes

Michelle Ryan has really set me off today. . .

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From: What Celeb Pic Did You Cum To Last? by Mickeybrowneyes

Gone back to Caroline Munro for a while. . . ever since Captain Kronos and The Spy Who Loved Me she has been able to make my cock throb and spurt with very little effort . . .
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What a beauty - Ah, ah . . . Oops, here I go again -
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From: What Celeb Pic Did You Cum To Last? by Mickeybrowneyes

Last night I found the 2007 Bionic Woman available on one of my streaming services and promptly put the hotter - than - hot Michelle Ryan back in my late night rotation . . .
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Still love you, lady - Aaahh . . .
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From: What Celeb Pic Did You Cum To Last? by Mickeybrowneyes

Caroline Munro- three or five times.

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From: Horror Movie Princesses and Queens by Mickeybrowneyes

Treated myself to a copy of Captain Kronos for my birthday. It arrived in the mailbox two days ago and my hand has been around my dick most of the time since then. Ah, I love cumming to Caroline Munro . . .
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What a beauty - Ah, ah . . . Oops, here I go again -
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From: Does your spouse's TV viewing inadvertently enhance your wanking? by Mickeybrowneyes

The Mrs suggested Waterworld last night. So now my dick has been hard for Jeanne Tripplehorn until I finally got to jerk myself to a wonderfully satisfying orgasm this morning.

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From: Does your spouse's TV viewing inadvertently enhance your wanking? by Mickeybrowneyes

Mickeybrowneyes said:

Updates as they happen...


Last night the Mrs. had control of the clicker and we wound up watching "Edge Of Tomorrow" and "The Devil Wears Prada".

So today I'll be stroking myself silly for the lovely Emily Blunt . . .
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Man. . . I think I could lose my load just from staring into those amazing come-hither eyes.
And never mind the thought of a blowjob from Mary Poppins. stroke

From: Does your spouse's TV viewing inadvertently enhance your wanking? by Mickeybrowneyes

Mickeybrowneyes said:
Updates as they happen...


Another new one . . . I'd forgotten how wide-ranging my tastes are. And the wife's, of course.

Last night we watched "Assassin's Creed" on the strength of an interesting trailer... and now I've added the lovely Marion Cotillard to my spank bank.
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Beautiful face, and feet so nearly perfect that I wanted to get my cock out and start masturbating before the end titles.
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From: What Celeb Pic Did You Cum To Last? by Mickeybrowneyes

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Diana Rigg

From: If You Could Fuck Any Woman You Wanted, Who Would It Be? by Mickeybrowneyes

For 55 years I have adored and happily shot loads to Diana Rigg.
So I guess she must be the answer to this one.

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And now that I have made that decision, I will probably do it again tonight.
Aaahh . . .
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From: Common household items you use for masturbation? by Mickeybrowneyes

WankinWilly said:
Hair conditioner is nice. .


I especially recommend Agree. Between 1978 and 1984 I nearly kept them in business. It felt great, and had a lovely scent of peaches.

Unfortunately I still cannot eat some fruits without having to jerk off afterward . . .

From: Best non porn movies you've masturbated to? by Mickeybrowneyes

Here?s one from 1986-The Name Of The Rose.

About three-quarters through the apprentice played by Christian Slater is seduced in a steamy scene by a peasant girl played by a Chilean beauty named Valentina Vargas.

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Valentina Vargas as she appeared in The Name Of The Rose

It was impossible to suppress my erection;and it was thicker and longer than any I had produced for my wife during our marriage thus far, and she noticed it - she couldn't keep her hand out of the empty, bottomless popcorn bag in my lap.

Somehow we got me out of the theater into and into the darkened parking garage without me cumming in my shorts.

My first wife was not one for frequent blowjobs, but that evening I got one for the ages. Seconds after the car door was shut she had my zipper down and my cock was headed for a tonsil massage. Since I was not accustomed to getting them frequently, I could not hold back, either. I closed my eyes and visualized Valentina?s lovely face. I laced my fingers through her soft blonde hair so I could hold her head down in my lap and moaned her name softly. I felt my dick throb as I filled her mouth with sperm.

A couple of months later the movie was released on videotape, and I rented it a few times so I could masturbate to Valentina. Now it's on one of my streaming services, and guess what?

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Valentina has never let me down.

From: What Celeb Pic Did You Cum To Last? by Mickeybrowneyes

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Hammer Horror Queen Ingrid Pitt
Aaahhh . . .Can never resist her and last night was no exception.
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From: Are you masturbating? by Mickeybrowneyes

My wife is upstairs having a rest. I am on the couch revisiting one of my favorite horror films, The Vampire Lovers starring the beautiful Ingrid Pitt.
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strokestrokestrokestrokestroke
5 wanks out of 5
I have loved Ingrid and masturbated to her for over fifty years, so I think we can guess where this is going -
Aaahhh . . .
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