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From: Most touching jack off story ever. by Pataclaw

A friend of mine has 2 children. The oldest is a 19 yr old boy. We have known them for quite some time. I recently asked him if his son had gone through puberty. He said he started puberty late 16 early17 with the growth of pubic hair etc. Late 18 he discovered playing with his peter. Obviously, this led to his eventually cumming. He tried to show and tell his mom one day that he could get a good feeling by doing certain things. Well when dad got home he had work to do. A big sit down to tell him that it was all right to do this as often as he wanted but it must be done in private and never in front of his mom and certainly not his sister. He was instructed about using the shower, the baath room and under the covers at night. Dad had him do it for him once to see how much semen hi was ejaculating. He has become a regular wanker and usually tells his dad to keep him up to date. I know him personally and he is a really sweet kid.

From: What should it taste like? by Pataclaw

If you could prescribe a taste, what do you think a tit, a pussy, or a dick should taste like?
IMO a beautiful breast should taste just like a Gardenia smells. I haven't come up with anything for a pussy or a dick.

From: Basking in the warm afterglow. by Pataclaw

There is almost unanimous agreement that basking in the warm afterglow after both parties have cum is the best part of having sex or making love.
You can experience a little of it with a hooker you just blew $50 on and I have even had a tad of it in my youth after a $5 fuck in a Mexican whore house. So enough said. Here's my question. I observe a lot of homosexual sex. See it all the time at my adult cinema. It appears to be anonymous and impersonal. It is usually two guys hook up without names or anything and one fucks the other up the butt and when he cums he puts his dick back in his pants and promptly leaves. Same with blowjobs. The guy that just cum may say thanks and he is gone. So, do gays in a "committed" and "monogamous relationship get to experience the warm afterglow. It sure doesn't exist in casual hookups.

From: The funniest question ever! by Pataclaw

Recently on a cruise with the wife. I was in the stateroom waiting fro the W to finish her shower. I got aroused and I lie down on the bed strip naked, my 7.5 is pointing straight up and I am stroking it full fist with all I got. Now he's the question. The W comes out of the bathroom and sees me and asks "honey are you jacking off?" No honey, I am stropping my razor getting ready to shave. A few minutes later when I came out of the shower she did ask "honey did you climax."

From: first celeb u jacked off over. by Pataclaw

I am pretty sure the first was Hedy Lamar in a Bob Hope movie. The one I did the most to was Gina LLolibrigida. I had a life size poster of her taped to the ceiling of my dorm room in college. I had the top bunk and she was right above me. I tried to hit her with a load but never could shoot that high.

From: Old pervs by Pataclaw

Yes, and yes!! I am 81 and jack off 3 or 4 times a week. I also play with my dick every day usually more than once. I also enjoy sex with my wife who generously holds me while I am jacking off. I fuck the wife occasionally but not enough. I eat her pussy a lot and she will suck my dick. All in all a pretty active sex life. I don't watch much porn because I find it terribly boring. I do expand my activities by occasionally going to the adult cinema and checking out the action there.

From: Girls you've jerked to consistently for over 10+ years by Pataclaw

More than 25 years ago I had a girl friend that I had been dating for a couple of years. One Sunday afternoon we made love in the bedroom of my house. For some reason that became one of the most memorable fucks I have ever had. To this day if I wake in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep I will pull it out and jack off playing through the memories of that fuck.

From: voyeurism by Pataclaw

I've had all sorts of voyeur experiences in adult cinema houses. Both being watched and watching. One of the more interesting not in a cinema was when I had an office across the street from a very upscale hotel. (it was where the queen actually stayed when she visited here) I kept binoculars in my desk and would from time to time scope out all the windows and balconies. I saw all the usual stuff you would expect. Naked men and women drying off etc but no sex. One time while scoping the windows I spotted a guy dressed in a black tuxedo. Obviously a member of the hotel staff. He was just standing in a room window way up on a pretty high floor. I realized he was stroking himself. I watched him until he came. He wiped it with his towel and put it back in his pants. Scoped a lot after that but never saw it again.

From: still jacking over 60 by Pataclaw

Well guys, I am 81 and still jack a few times a week. I also fuck a good woman regularly, I eat a lot of pussy, I get jacked off and I get my dick sucked occasionally. My only complaint is it take me so damn long to cum. I would love it if someone would infect me with a dose of premature ejaculation.

From: Viagara vs Cialis by Pataclaw

MikeNGa said:
Holy crap Pataclaw. Are you really 81? Good for you! I wish I could come cheer you on. You might be my new hero.


Yes Mike, I am really 81. That earlier guy who said he would like a pill that would slow him down from cuming too soon . I wish he could infect me with that problem. I would cut my throat to be dealing with a premature ejaculation problem. Wow, if only. I would like a pill that would help me cum sooner. I frequently have to stop and jack off to completion because my wife cannot take it anymore. She gets sore and raw. Bless her heart.

From: Viagara vs Cialis by Pataclaw

Anybody have any experience or opinions on which of these works the best. I tried Viagara for a while but had trouble with the timing. Couldn't always plan to the take about 40 minutes before. . So I tried Cialis. I think the erections are better with Viagara.

From: Celebrities that are rumored to have huge cocks by Pataclaw

Well it seems well accepted that Milton Berle had a huge cock. His friends joked they never knew whether he was going to use his putter to hole out or his cock.

From: Let's make a list. by Pataclaw

Let's have some fun and make a list of terms for masturbation. I will start by throwing a few out that I am familiar with.
Wanking, walking off, jacking off, jerking off, pulling your pud, choking your chicken, beating off, cracking off, loping your mule, squeezing off, fucking your fist, fucking rosy palm,
O.K. guys, let's see how long we can make this list.

From: uncuts : what masturbation methods do you use by Pataclaw

I can remember as an infant my mother pulling my foreskin back and pouring lots of soapy water over my penis to keep it clean. When I was older she would instruct my dad to go have me pull my foreskin back to see if it would skin back easily. Always instructed to keep it clean. I remember some guys from my jack off club that could not pull their skin back because it had grown tight over their glans from never having been pulled back and washed. Crazy. Now, those are the guys that when they finally get circumcised will think that circumcision it the greatest.

From: uncuts : what masturbation methods do you use by Pataclaw

A young guy that worked for me when I was in the Army said "I sure am glad I am not circumcised, it's just like a $5.00 bill rolling out from under my foreskin every time I pull it back." ($5.00 was the price of a quick date at a whore house in those days.)

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