From: Hard copies of magazines? by SimonBates Got a loft full of them - stashed and boxed - mainly brit softcore and yank hardcore. I Just can't bring myself to get rid of them - they've provided me with so much wanking plesaure: we must be talking thousands of messy orgasms... With the gallons of dried spunk covering them, they must weigh twice as much... probably should reinforce the ceiling joists tbh... |
From: Pussy contractions Wank Bank (GIFs and videos) by SimonBates Love watching these... a beautiful sight watching waves of pleasure ripping, uncontrollably through those sexy bodies - those winking, spasming assholes get me rock hard - yummy |
From: Anyone sleep in the nude by SimonBates My good lady and i always sleep in our birthday suits. Occasionally if it's really cold (ie now), might put on a teeshirt, but never anything on the bottoms - prevents access to sexy bits! |
From: Mags for wanking..!! by SimonBates Despite having the internet and a mrs, I still love my wank mags: |
From: Wank sock...truth or myth..? by SimonBates Have always been a big shooter, so for convenience there were always a lot of crusty socks under my bed as a teen. They were more of a way of controling the mess rather than enjoying the feel. After a week's worth of sperm had been pumped into them they'd become somewhat rigid and uncomfortable, so I'd sneak 'em into the wash... Happy days. |
From: Sniff Or Facial ? by SimonBates Get my nose right in that shithole... |
From: Post your assholes by SimonBates |
From: uk porn magazines, escort,razzle,fiesta etc etc by SimonBates Fuck, I love wanking over mags. Recently updated my xhamster profile with some more spunkings: |
From: UK Wankers with Xhamster profiles by SimonBates Wanker? Definately |
From: Would you be mad if discovered your son has a lot of porn ? by SimonBates I'd pat him on the back and shake hairy palms with him. Good lad |
From: Rabbit Rooms! by SimonBates Don't know if it's just me, but Rabbit has had a script issue that keeps freezing Firefox for the past few days. Anyone else have similar issues? |
From: UK Wankers with Xhamster profiles by SimonBates Me and mine: |
From: Emilia Fox by SimonBates Good choice, in fact I might join you. I've been knockin' em out to the lovely Emilia for what seems like years (well since her Randall & Hopkirk days). |
From: Porno magazines by SimonBates Always heartening to see there are fellow old school porn mag fans out there. The thrill of the purchase still gets my pulse racing and my cock tingling. Nothing, though, beats the act of blasting those filthy pages with massive loads of cum. Love it so much, I dedicated a tumblr to my spunky hobby: |
From: Snooker question by SimonBates Brown - whilst worth fewer points, is always a more satisfiying pot.... |