I really, really want my MIL to either catch me naked or catch me jerking off. Not sure of the best way to "accidentally" approach this situation.

She comes over to watch the little one while my wife and I work, so she comes over at about 7am while I'm getting ready (wife is already at work).

Problem is, she just comes in the front door and sits down in the living room until I leave for work. I'm usually in the bathroom or bedroom. Any ideas on some possible situations that might provoke her seeing me naked or jerking??

I'm right at 6" and love it just fine. It gets the job done and that is what matters to me.

Not better than sex, just different than sex. Both are great, but for different reasons.

My wife and I have sex usually twice a week but she lets me JO on her ass or tits several times a week as well. She knows that I need it more than she does, and she happily gives me the outlet to handle it myself. She loves it, too!

Melissa Joan Hart is sexy as hell. Kinda has that average girl look, but you know she'd be fun as hell.

I've been jerking off in my wife's panties for years. I like to take ones that she has worn all day and use those for a good jacking session. Fun stuff!

Actually, I like to pull out and cum all over her pussy, then eat it. She loves it too. Do it quite often and it's always fun.