Reading all these adds another reason not to be married. I do as I please when I please My women never have headaches and not giving me blow job is not an option either they do or I move on. No issue with PMS but the best part I got 3 daughters who love me unconditionally. Oh did I mention no asking where are you going, why are you late, fighting none, yelling none, Nylons and panties hanging in shower no fricken way. Am "I lonely nope. Buy what I want when I want same with cars Buy what I like. Since I love travelling never have to ask want to go here? I just go if boring I leave. No trust issues cause I know the women I see fuck around cause I fuck around so no jealousy issues. And when we get together it is always happy, best of both worlds without the baggage and my lady friends agree. But when trouble or unhappy events happen time to time They as well as I know they have a shoulder to lean on.

Well since I'm single I think I fucked or got sucked by most of the women I wanted to fuck. So if I see a new one and we click cool if I get some even better. And tit size is so overated I found women with smaller breasts are the best in bed. But tall women best to eat. Of course I did fuck the prom Queen from high school worst piece I ever had She had it all money, looks, great body But lousy lay. No wonder she was still single at 26.

I pissed on the Koran dose that count? putz?

true but if you find single buds just form a group

Dudes wrong forum try craigslist meet many buds there.

When I was 11 a friend and I would show each other there tiny boy cocks mostly on dares. then one day at his house with both parents gone he pulls out a porn move that before Video tapes and DVD's well we got naked and started playing around jacking ourselves and each other it ended with us sucking each other. This went on till high school and we discovered girls Now as I grow older and wives are less likely to suck cock, I turned to buds in same situation. Not gay but will suck a bud if I get in return Fact being guys know what feels good on being sucked so better at sucking.

Your right your girlfriend dose give good blow jobs But I like hitting that ass more and so dose she.

Let me put it this way When I turned 50 Had a colon exam they shoved the camera up my whazoo I jump off the table doctor had to knock me out to do test my ass hurt for weeks. My ex couldn't even touch my butt after that. So for me not my thing Can barely stick a pin in my ass without a jack hammer.

I love legal age bald pussy That's 18 and over for those with there heads up there asses. Love pussy but no pussy worth being lockedup.

first of all Only black ass I would tap is Halley Berry. the rest you can have don't want sickle cell.

guess I got the perfect life then have lady friend that I fuck when I like also can jack in front of when I like no judging me for doing so free to walk around nude also knows I fuck other women even asks if it was good. enjoys watching me jack even watch a bud and I jack while watching porn.

I remember the time my stepdaughter who at the time was 23 needed to go to Oregon We lived in bay area ride was about 6 hours she asked me If I could take her there. I said yes we left around 6 pm. About 3 hours into drive she got sleepy and got in back seat to sleep In no time she was out. I kept driving but drive was boring so at first I was rubbing myself through my pants but got raging hard on so unbuckled my belt and unzipped pants and pulled it out and started stroking about 30 minutes of this I check mirror saw she was sitting up watching me not saying a word. Then she got in to front seat and smiled said having fun? I froze and said yeah you mind? She said no not all. At the time was divorcing her Mom. she then said pull over I'll drive you can really enjoy then. Well I pulled over took passenger seat then pants were around ankles and went on stroking. She would glance over for a peek. As I was getting close to cumming she pulled over in to a secluded spot Off came her panties up went her skirt she then leaned over took my cock in her mouth and sucked me till I came while fingering herself. After I came got dressed went around to drivers side her still fingering her pussy. opened door dropped to my knees spread her legs and ate her out till she passed out. I put her into passenger seat panties still off and her pussy exposed and drove. she came to around 10 minutes later asked can we get a room? Well at the room we fucked for hours like teenagers. From that day on we still meet once a month and fuck our brains out. Once ex called me about something while she was giving me another amazing blowjob but that is another story.

LMAO I thought at first glance it said parasite. Need new glasses.

You think she is hot better come to Thailand to fuck ones better looking but putting out.

Love it was first time every had anal with her and wasn't last either soaped up and hit it several times little less messier