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From: Hayley Williams or Avril Lavigne (Or neither) by masturorgasm

Hayley! Avril doesn't come close to that face and body.

From: Avril Lavigne Bikini by masturorgasm

assluver said:
Hi anyone seen the hot pics of her in a bikini.
Amazing ass and body.


She's old, fat and ugly. The media are tearing her to bits lately. Love it.

From: Kirsten Stewart by masturorgasm

CelebLover said:
And yet here I am not having to act like a wannabe white knight to defend any of my favorite girls against someone who has a different opinion. Please take notes and hop off now.


You just love trolling, hmm? Have Momma make you a hot chocolate and behave boy. Wouldn't want you to get a visit from an Admin.

From: trolled by rou by masturorgasm

celebrigasman said:
i love being brit's number one fan and follower


You are dedicated!

From: Cheryl Cole cant stop wanking. by masturorgasm

Mickey52 said:
A while back Cheryl was on Graham Norton Show with Katy Perry. I always thought Katy Perry hot but Cheryl was the one that had my cock twitching in my pants. I asked my wife if she minded if I wanked and she didn't mind (she doesn't mind me wanking to celebs but hates porn) so I dropped my pants and wanked happily to Cheryl. I have wanked to Katy as well at other times but on this occasion Cheryl had all my cock's attention. When I shot my spunk my wife said, "You're such a perv." She was joking, but it's so true stroke


You could have just put that in a thread for fiction/fantasy stories.

From: any emma roberts pervs? by masturorgasm

Emma is so popular and in demand these days. Flawless beauty!

From: Celebs... I just don't get it by masturorgasm

^ in denial

From: Celebs... I just don't get it by masturorgasm

derekdeckchair said:
How is this even relevant?


I will let you figure that out.

From: Celebs... I just don't get it by masturorgasm

kinky2001 said:
And they say romance is dead winkIf nothing else though, this thread just illustrates that age is no barrier to stupidity. The two young lads who've contributed, one put forward his opinion in a reasonable and adult way, with appropriate grammar, punctuation and due regard for the views of others. The other rambled, rather incoherently, dismissing and presumably not understanding that opinions are just opinions and it's silly to get so utterly worked up simply because someone doesn't agree with yours. Personally, I masturbate over many things, celebs, porn, whatever takes my fancy really. So live and let live I say. Over the years I've chatted to guys who never wank over celebs and guys who only wank over celebs, or even only over certain, specific celebs, so who's right and who's wrong? Wanking is a very broad church.


So... you contributed nothing. I see you changed your profile info about being homosexual. It said you are homosexual and now it is blank. hmmm... seems you are confused about everything.

From: Celebs... I just don't get it by masturorgasm

LoveDP said:
I'm on your side, and yet, I still think you sound like a real dumbass here. Please do a favor for your fellow Pro-Celeb proponents and be quiet.


You agree, yet you think what the user has to say is dumb? I guess that makes you a dumbass according to your logic.

And to the OP... take some paranoia pills and calm down. Not everyone is interested in the same things as you either.
In your mind every female on earth is untalented and controlled by old with suits and ties. Everyone and everything is fake and nobody should be a fan.

You've got some serious issues and you might want to think about getting a job, or finishing high school so you can get one.

From: Emma Watson Fans by masturorgasm

imasturbatetocelebs said:
ya ugly face, no boobs, no ass, no talent. nobody talks about her in the media. emma who? laugh


Perfectly stated.

From: Jennifer Love Hewitt's big tits by masturorgasm

Jennifer is one of the best things to happen to this planet. That boy underneath is ugly though.

From: cheryl cole by masturorgasm

She's back by demand and looking so sexy! I jerked off like crazy just to her after hearing that news alone.

From: cheryl cole by masturorgasm

imasturbatetocelebs said:
i almost cum in my pants at the mention of her name.


I know the feeling! She's the Queen of orgasms.

From: cheryl cole or emma watson? by masturorgasm

Cheryl Cole is the winner without a doubt. That face and that body... ahhhh.
I agree with Eamma Watson having an ugly pug face. She's got zero talent and only co-starred in a kids' movie series.
Cheryl has the talent, the charm and good solo music... and she's actually relevant.

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