Wanked off in used Condoms founding a layby/picnic area felt so good the squelching of cum already blown into them

For a brief period when I was in high school, I had a "scat" fantasy that always made me rock hard--i.e. the thought of somebody shitting on me. So one day when my parents left me home alone, I stripped naked and took a heaping shit on our concrete garage floor. I then proceeded to use it as a lubricant for stroking by smearing it all over my cock, crotch, and buttocks. I remember cumming pretty hard but I never did it again.

Fantasizing is one thing...doing it for real was kind of gross and over the edge for me.

I once used toothpaste for lube. It wasn't as good as I had hoped

I eased my ass down on a beer bottle years ago while jacking off. I came hard.

I covered myself in shaving cream, 2 full cans, and then jerked off.

similar to this. Put on a used condom the next day after fucking a girl and cumming in it.

Once, when still married i put the broomstick in my asshole and i was fucking my ass while i was stroking. When i removed it, it was covered with shit and i ate it. I never done this again but three other times i fucked my ass with the wirelss phone of home and every time when i removed had little or more shit on it.

nothing

During a summer job while in college, I was sometimes left alone in the woods to clear right of way. I would head off into the brush and strip naked. Then walk out of view of my clothes, climb a tree and jack off shooting to the ground. Masturbating Tarzan.

Furiously started sucking a dildo like it was the real thing until I had an orgasm..

I was on a business trip when I was younger. I didn't know what all of this anal sex stuff was all about. I was determined to explore and I happened to be at Walmart. The snack bar had 1/4" hot dogs. I purchased one and went back to my hotel where I proceeded to fuck my ass with it.

Sad to say, I didn't really learn anything at all from the experience...

Very Nice!

Years ago when I was a teen, we were at my grandpa's house. He was remarried to a younger women, but still she was my step grandmother. I was using their bathroom when I noticed their hamper. I looked through it till I found a pair of her crusty panties. I laid them on my face and jacked off, all the while smelling her pussy, on them. I cum so hard.

I've done this a few times. Sometimes my wife makes me do it after she has come with it.

I gotta try that then cook it for my wife, seeing as how that's the only way she will swallow my cum.