I have a great relationship with my neighbors and we hang out all the time. I think they'd be surprised that this week I...

spent the whole time home naked, jacked off four to five times a day, fucked my ass with a large sharpie, made four trips to two different adult theaters, jacked off in a group of men, fingered and fisted a guy's wife while he watched and then jacked off on said wife's face in front of a group of horny, masturbating strangers.

What about you? What would your neighbors be surprised about?

That I am a chronic masturbator. I call the phone sex chat line regularly and perv my mind with other guys into it. Watch questionable porn. Love hanging out in changing rooms at water parks being a voyeur and an exhibitionist

Ummmm...that I like to walk around naked in their secluded backyards when they're out of town on a trip? And when they're both out of town at the same time, even better.

That the men that they think are my mates that come round when my wife is out, are in fact guys that ive met on a gay contact site and only come round to get their cocks sucked and watch me dress in lingerie

My neighbour would be surprised that i wank and gurn daily over his big titted daughter

Share the love? lol

Lol. I bet he would be a tad upset to.

My neighbour would be suprised if they knew I went on cam and wank with others over the internet. Also that I go to an adult cinema twice a month and have group wanks, and suck cock.

Appears I'm not the only one that does this

He would be surprised if he knew I fucked his ex-wife. He has watched me fuck his current wife but doesn't know I have fucjed his ex too.

My neighbors would be surprised if they knew my wife posts nudes on herself and sells her worn panties and bras on OnlyFans. She also chats online with horny men.
I don't even think the neighbors would believe me if I just told them!

That I've probably looked at most females around my place with binoculars in one hand and my cock in the other. And perhaps taken some candid shots of them while doing so.

...jerked off to thoughts of several of the neighborhood hubbies fucking my long-legged, prick-tease wife. Both one-on-one and in a gang-bang situation.

They'd also be surprised that I jerk off regularly to Kathy, one of the neighborhood MILFs. She looks a lot like the porn star Brianna Beach in this video:

Neighbor Kathy Doggy-Style

I fast forward through all of the stupid mother-son crap and start edging when the doggy-style action starts around the 12:30 mark. The resemblance to Kathy is uncanny.

My neighbors would be surprise that I am in the closet sissy faggot. I cross dress and have sex with men. I love sucking cock and tasting there cum. I recently started taking there cocks in my ass.