Carrot

A hairbrush handle then a tube those expensive cigars used to come in.....got me cummin too lol

a dildo...then a vibrator. Carrots and candle sticks work well too (and they are easy to hide around the house if you're concerned about being caught).

My ex had a vibrator that I got curious about once when she was out of town. Blew my mind. I can't remember how she found out, but soon after that she started using it on me when she would blow me. Now that was awesome! Now that I'm single I try various things around the house. Tried cucumbers, but my favorite is the plunger handle with about 5 little knobs on the end.

a 1.25" diameter butt plug.
uncomfortable, not into butt probing any more.

i started small just to see what it was like. used the eraser end of a #2 pencil with plenty of vaseline! liked it so started using veggies. used tool handles (plastic, not wood!) of all types. used to sneak my wife's vibrating dildo out when she was gone. in the last few years i've had a couple aneros toys and even an 8inch long 2inch wide dildo that made me see double.

but nothing still equals my own finger or fingers! unless it's somebody ELSE'S!!!!

How about hemorrhoid creme? Does that count?

I'm not gay, like want a guy's cock to be up inside my ass, but I did jerk off with a peperoni stick sliding into and out of my ass, doggy position, as if it was a guy sliding his cock up into my ass and down almost out and then sliding up in again getting himself off in me.

It was hard not to cum right away but I kept pausing in my jerking and just fucked my ass for about half an hour.

I came a lake under me and pretended the guy wasn't done and fucked me for longer until I wanted to cry.

I cleaned the peperoni stick and sucked it.

I used it for about ten more times, then my house was broken into and they stole my cd player I hid it behind and it was just out so they must have seen it and knew I fucked myself in the ass. I was so humiliated that they thought I was gay. I never used it again.

I cleaned it up and then ate it slowly jerking off.

after discovering just how much fun anal sex could be, I started masturbating my ass with one of my vibrators.

Hair brush handle was first thing besides fingers. Then I moved up in size to the wooden handle of a jump rope. Would love to try a vib