Spotted these two the other day...would love to get filthy with them especially Bryony

Molly (daughter) and Rachel (mother) got straight through to the final on Friday. Which means we are never going to know if Molly had anything in reserve to counter being totally upstaged by her mother's tits. I somehow doubt it.

Now I am having some really naughty thoughts

I hate it when the fit ones win on their first show and we are left with the freaks and uggos.

I am such a dirty old pervert I find myself imagining what a lot of women look like naked when they are on any television show which always makes viewing more enjoyable. Will be flicking through catchup channels to see who I can have a wank session about later hoping the cameramen have done a good job to show them off on screen.

If only those women knew how much we perve over them. Any fave goto shows on catchup?

Next on the cuntveyor belt... Two first-year uni students, Olivia (Edinburgh) and Diya (Cambridge). Although they chose shapeless clothing for their first appearance we need be in no doubt that their bodies are smooth and tight. And both have faces just made for dick-slapping.

tough choice ? Girl in glasses first

So, another day's gone by and we've learned that Olivia is into yoga and has sweet little titties, and that Diya has no tits, but that kind of goes with her cute look. They lost in the head-to-head and saw a very well-off couple take the 6,500 quid jackpot that would have been very useful in helping pay off the girls' student loans. The rich couple are going to spend it on a luxury holiday. Never mind, girls, you might still win lumps of perspex and a measly 500 quid each.

To conclude the story of Olivia and Diya, who met at school in Hertfordshire, on their final appearance they were eliminated in the first round because Diya gave a stupid answer to a football question. Shame, because Olivia was wearing jeans (or similar). A very distant shot as they changed places mid-round suggested that side views of her arse would have been nice. She did her usual range of wacky facial expressions.