Am I alone on this one? This week I was scheduled to work my shift at my job. The boss sends out a text asking if anyone wanted to be off. Now granted I could have used the money since I just came back from vacation. But I was deeeep in the throes of boner pleasure. So I was the first to reply "Ill take the night off!" As such, I was relieved of my shift. Has anyone ever called in sick, taken off the day, or otherwise shirked their employment duties for a good stroke session ??? =D