Wife's gone for a couple dqays. I fell asleep in my easy chair, naked, after cumming to a shemale porn flick last night. Woke up to the smell of dry cummm on my chest. It's making me horny all over again. Wish I had somebody here right now, climb up on the arms of the easy chair, lean forward with your hands on the wall behind us, and ever so slowly pump your hips, back and forth as I gently massage your ass cheeks and pull you toward me, back and forth. Slowly, so I can savor every sinsation. Stop once in a while so I can milk the precum out of you and lick it off. Then you can pump some more. No hurry. I got all day!

So, along these lines- I was wallpapering last night and the paste I was using reminded me of something... it turns out the paste smells EXACTLY like my cum. It freaked me out! I don't know what they put in it, but I bet cum would make great paste! Hah!

Cum or spooge, jizm, spunk, whatever you want to call our man-cream, has great glue-like properties. I jizzed all over my cock the other day as I had been lubing, and a patch of dried goo stayed adhered to my cockhead til the next day! I had showered vigorously and it didn't cum off.

In these tough economic times, a guy could jack into a bottle everyday and go into the glue business. Hell, if anyone wants to contribute to this new enterprise and help me get rich, ship your spunk inventories to me for processing and bottling! MMMM, my factory will smell awesome.

I'll get Walmart to sell it. I'll call it, Spunk-It.

This might sound stupid to some of you guys, but I have to say that I never noticed any particular aroma emanating from my ejaculate, dried or otherwise.

I totally agree, I'll return to a wet cum rag or kleenex a couple hours later and just smelling it makes my cock start to swell.

I have to sound in on this one too. Perhaps my sense of smell is hightened by the sexual senses. Don't know and don't care. What I do know is YES the smell of cum is awesome to my nose, as is the smell of pussy. Odors are excellent stimulators depending on where or whom they came from...LOL

Agree that the smell of cum is awesome. What really, really turns me on is sitting in a porn theatre watching all the sucking and fucking and smelling all the old and new cum in the place, stroking and watching others stroke their hard cocks. Just fucking awesome.

im so jealous there is no jackin theater near me that would be awesome so i just have to go with goin to a public area and have at it...love watchin my cum fly gets me crazy horny

yes i love my cum smell too

The smell of cum makes me hornier than the taste even. I sometimes shoot my sperm in a glass so I can get concentrated hits of cum aroma, then I can jack off again.