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Berndt Professional Jackinchatter

1501 posts since 2010-12-31
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I was always afraid I would cum all over the sheets and my mom would find out. Now I know that it doesn't matter. Jacking off is natural. But then as a young teen what do you know? So when I would start to cum I would squeeze my dick so hard and hold it so no cum would leak out and wait until the cum was absorbed or whatever happened to it. I don't think that was good healthy-wise but I didn't know any better. Sometimes I wonder if that's why I don't shoot very far and dribble most of the time now.
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js06877 Professional Jackinchatter

1251 posts since 2009-03-08
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I closed the door.
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js06877 said:
I closed the door.


We were poor and I had a small room off my folk's bedroom where they had to pass to use the restroom and there was no door.
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etabrutsami Enlightened Jackinchatter

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I had so many wet dreams, that there was always cum on my sheets. The only thing I worried about was when I was humping the pillows I was afraid she would see the cum on the pillow slips. So I would just wad up the pillow slips when I put them in the laundry.
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when I first started jacking I used to roll on my side in bed and let it shoot on the floor, sometimes I hit the carpet.
my mom came in to wake me one morning and said....'I know what that is on the floor, please use a rag'! so embarrasing.
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I used to use a sock as a cumrag, and after a few times I would just throw it away because the smell was so obvious & the sock so hard from the dried cum.
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I shot my load on myself and wiped it up with toilet paper or tissues and flushed them. She found my stack of really nasty porn I bought from a friendly magazine store owner (I wasn't 1smooth and that was totally embarrassing. At least it wasn't gay porn. That came later! LOL.
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etabrutsami Enlightened Jackinchatter

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hardasarock said:
when I first started jacking I used to roll on my side in bed and let it shoot on the floor, sometimes I hit the carpet.
my mom came in to wake me one morning and said....'I know what that is on the floor, please use a rag'! so embarrasing.


This is so funny - that we think our parents had no idea what we were doing or that as parents knowing that our kids think we never did the same thing they are doing. LOL I probably jerk-off more now than my sons. LOL
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It's funny, I was just thinking of this the other day.
Many times I would cum and let it shoot over my stomach. Back then I would just go to sleep and I stayed lying on my back until the cum dried. I would wake up the next morning with this dried cum on me, and it rarely got on the sheets.
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1026 posts since 2009-03-14
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When I was 13 I wanted to see what a LOT of my cum would look like in one place at one time, so I creamed off everyday into a little plastic jar and put it into the freezer. A month later, the jar was filled with my frozen sperm. I took the jar out of the freezer one Sunday morning and left it on the sunny windowsill to thaw out. My mother found it that afternoon and asked me about it. I stammered out that it was a science experiment. She smelled my thawed sperm from 50+ cumshots, and a little smile crept across her face. She did not ask anymore questions, but said she hoped the experiment was a success. Later, that night, I used my slippery sperm as lube to masturbate. I also sipped down quite a lot of it cause that big load in the jar looked so sexy. What a great night.
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etabrutsami Enlightened Jackinchatter

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Naked said:
It's funny, I was just thinking of this the other day.
Many times I would cum and let it shoot over my stomach. Back then I would just go to sleep and I stayed lying on my back until the cum dried. I would wake up the next morning with this dried cum on me, and it rarely got on the sheets.


Hmmmmmm, that's what I do now - and then shower in the morning when I get up. Maybe that's because I have to wash my own sheets now. LOL
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731 posts since 2010-10-15
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I never really tried to hide it too much. I would just go to my room, shut the door and jerk on the bed.

I was about 15-16 and very horny about everything. One time I went to my room and did not get the door closed all the way.

Right in the middle of jerking my hard dick, I spotted the crack in the door. I thought about closing it, but the idea of someone seeing me was a huge turn on.

So I started leaving the door cracked on purpose. One night I was on my bed, butt naked and jerking when I saw, out of the corner of my eye, someone at my door.

It could only be my mom, or one of my sisters, my father had left us years ago.

I was nervous as hell, but kept jerking. By the smell of the cigarette I knew it was my mom. I never stopped jerking and she must have stood there long enough to see me shoot cum.

She never said anything to me, but I knew it was her and it gave me many nights of hot fantasies knowing she had seen me jerking my hard cock.

Had lots of fun jerking back in those days.
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etabrutsami Enlightened Jackinchatter

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Hey Focker, that was one HOT experience! Thanks for sharing it.
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234 posts since 2009-12-31
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I often went into the bathroom and lay down on the floor after locking it, pretending to have some intestinal problem. Or I would lay in bed a lot pretending to be soooo tired. It's surprising that I wasn't hauled off to the doctor! But then again, maybe this is what's been already posted: maybe they knew exactly what I was doing. I thought I was so clever with my jacking, so that they'd never figure it out, but more than likely, they knew EXACTLY what I was doing.
When I married into teen stepsons, I made sure they understood that jacking off was healthy, with no side effects, and have fun with it, to avoid all of this nonsense. My 15yo used to fill up a cumrag next to his bed/wall until it was so crusty it would stand up on its own! LOL
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508 posts since 2006-06-20
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Well other than closing the door to my room that is all I did but the interesting thing is mum used to leave a box of tissues by my bed. I would fill one or two up at night and lay the soggy tissue on the window sill behind the curtain and had every intent of trashing it in the morning. Of course I would forget and I would go after school to get it and it would be gone, leaving a little where it had stuck to the wood sill. Hmmm ya think she just thought I had a could for all those years lol. Got to give the woman credit. Never said a thing.
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