As simple revenge for everyday marital annoyances, I have masturbated in my wife's ice cream...in her shampoo bottle...in her liquid hand soap, and probably a dozen other places.

It is so hot to masturbate under the covers, while she sleeps next to me, in our king-size bed.

Sounds like nasty fun.....love it

send her things to me and ill cum them!...if shes hot!

You're a man after my own heart... or is that hard?

I was considering taking a pair of her thongs with me tomorrow, to the XXX-adult theater...and having strangers jack-off in them, before I return them to her undies drawer.

Speaking of gross revenge, I saw an entry here by a guy who stole his (female) boss's Chapstik lip balm from her purse, rubbed it around his asshole, and put it back in her purse. I chuckle every time I think about her soothing her chapped lips.

...bet his asshole remains in pristine condition

Peed in the tub while washing her hair she never knew .

Why didn't I ever think of that???

Hard...