just weird shit.

the weirdest shit i ever did was ripping a hole in the crotch of a teddy bear and jacking off with that. I had to take out some of the fluff so my dick could fit. It felt so fucking good.

Stuffed a long skinny glowstick down my cock.

I humped in the cracks of my sofa and came on it and then watched people sit on it

Ok I have fucked the cracks in the sofa as well and cum in them when I was a kid and always horny. The soft side of the cushions was the underside. people sat on my cum all the time. I also fucked between the mattresses of every bed and came. Again every time a guest stayed over they slept on my cum. I stuffed my cock with a nutcracker handle it felt great at the time but not so great a few days later when I got a urinary tract infection.

I've done everything in this thread so far lol! The weirdest I have done was I put on one of my girl's skirts, no underwear, and went out on my balcony and beat off. This was during the mid-day in the summer, the sun and breeze felt great, and watching my neighbors walking around the complex made it really exciting. I blew a big load over the railing down to the ground floor.

Guess the weirdest thing I have done, which happened twice catch someone using their fleshlight lay it down and I stick my cock in them, felt amazing in my roommates warm cum, and my father in law's warm cum I actually licked his first

i have fucked a pillow with a condom on and ate my cum

When I was about 14 my best friend and neighbor started talking to each other about jacking off. I had been stroking since I was 11 and he started maybe a year later when I told him about what I was doing with my dad's vaseline. Of course, we talked about sex a lot and he got laid three years before I did lucky bastard. One day we got on the subject of condoms and what one would feel like. So one night when I was spending the night with him, we cut off the fingers of a latex glove and put them on our cocks and had a jack session. Pretty hot stuff.

My partner and I fucked a honeydew melon, spunked inside, then cut it up and ate it.

I stuck my cock in my own arse and fucked myself

MMM that sounds good.

This isn't necessarily weird but I put my mother in law's stockings and panties on, printed out 2 large pictures of her and was sucking a guys cock while he was moaning her name and I was wanking myself.. not wired really but fucking horny none the less....

Probably not considered weird but had my mother in laws dirty panties laid out on the bed next to my wifes and went from crotch to crotch sniffing until i shot

I guess this qualifies as weird, and it's certainly disgusting.

Years ago I discovered a site called Femjoy (or something to that effect). It was a site focused on women relieving themselves....both pee and shit. It was so nasty I couldn't stop watching. I ended up using my own shit to lube my cock and smeared it over my body.

After I came, I nearly threw up. It was so nasty. Clean up was a mess. Glad I tried it, but I don't believe I'll do it again.

I don't know if this counts as weird, maybe unusual I guess. I have posted in other places that I like public masturbation. I like the risk and the chance of sometimes getting caught. One thing that really gets me turned on doing it in public is to take off my shoes or an item of clothing and then losing them. It adds to the feeling of being vulnerable if I get caught.