So, while bored last night, I typed "Chronic Masturbator" Into Google. I got this definition.


Let’s start by defining what makes one a chronic masturbator. Chronic masturbation means masturbating multiple times a day, every day, month after month. The man who masturbates daily, or even twice a day, is not a chronic masturbator. A man who occasionally masturbates a half a dozen times a day is also not doing it chronically. It’s impossible to draw a clear line, but 20 or more times a week, every week, is a good working definition.

But, by the definition here. I'm in. Its 7PM and I am at my third one of the day, a 4th will probably follow later. I enjoy it - never feel bad about it, but I do hit 20 week after week... I mostly do it 3 times a day, sometimes less, sometimes more. A few times a year, I will hit double digits. I have no memory of completely missing a day (Other than the one time I was badly injured) in decades.

While, I tend to think that being a true "Chronic" Masturbator, implies doing it to the point of interrupting daily life, being withdrawn, and potentially not being happy about it, I will use the definition as above for this question.


So, who's with me? Who's a member of Team Chronic?

I could be if i had the time

Definition fits me. I jo at least 4 times a day; more if wife is gone. Usually a wanking session is 1-2 hours of porn, buttplug, and one of a few fleshlights. I have taken to waking up and wanking during night too. Sometimes I get up two or three times to wank and porn. I would rather wank than socialize any day.

Sometimes I jack in front of the wife, she watches, then I fuck her. Sometimes I fuck her in the morning and jack on the way to work. Whenever it gets hard I jack it, which is every day, have jacked 6 times some days......

The older I get and the less sex I get from the wife causes me to jack more often usually, the least is 2X a day. I love to edge in order to "off load" better. I also love to chat it up.

Well, If that means I jack every chance I get makes me chronic...well then I guess I am..

Luv to ride the edge for hours and hours. kind of a hobby I guess.

I'll stroke off as often as I can. I've been doing it 3+ times a day since they pretty much explained how to in health class. Sometimes I've even missed work or school Cruz I'm so fucking had edging to porn.

I guess I fit the script. Three words describe me, I love porn. I have a huge library of porn, and its growing daily. I spend hours on hours collecting porn with a raging boner. I shoot about 3/4 loads a day.

Definitely chronic here, at least 6 hours every day and much more on days off. It doesn't interrupt my daily life -- it IS my daily life and I love it. If anything, I'd like to masturbate even more.

Ditto.

Yer, for me its a lifestyle choice. I get off on arranging things so that I can masturbate rather than do anything else. Long session edging (4++ hours) floats my boat.

As part of a chroniclifestyle I like to encourage others, gay or str8 (i'm gay) to dedicate themselves to their hobby and get more into it. Get chronic and love it. Go Team Chronic!

I never miss a day and stroke it every time I get the urge. Never get enough of stroking and taking care of my cock. I too will fuck throughout the time I'm stroking. Every time I fuck a random girl I use a condom and never cum in them, not enough sensation. so I stroke and edge for hours after. with no girl if I get the urge, it gets worked like right now.

I jacked 5-6 times a day....everyday in my teens and twenties.......now, i'm good for 1 a day(age 67)....feels just as good even though I don't shoot as much fluid as the good old days.

If I wasn't married I'd jack off all the time.

I lived in a hotel for a month when I changed jobs and jacked off three times a day. Once in the morning before work for about an hour, once when I got home from work, then I spent the rest of the evening after dinner edging.

The sad thing was my balls couldn't produce enough cum. I'd typically only dribble a drop or two when I came.