hello all I need your help. I had a fantasy to have sex with a 2 x 4 so I drilled a hole into and began to fuck it. it was rough so I needed to lube the hole. only thing I had was a bottle of glue so in the moment I squirted the glue into the hole and proceeded to fuck it. after the orgasm I went to pull out but my cock is sealed in it!!! I managed to shorted it but there is a bock of wood on the end of my cock with the head sticking out. I can't even wear pants! what am I going to do!1?? it was not worth it for the orgasm now I regret it!!!

What kind of glue?

Darwin award.

Wood? On a very veiny, easy to cut organ? And glue for lube? Opposite effects man. Spit would've been better.

Sounds like amputation to me.

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HAHAHA! Couldn't stop laughing

you have GOT to be kidding

Yeah,seems a bit to far fetched for me.

Drag your wood and the 2x4 back out to the garage and start chopping up that board. Either that or the hospital staff will do it.

I have to say this since you did use glue in the first place...don't use any cutting tools with motors. PLEASE post pics before and after....well at least before.

Oh yea...."Got wood?"

Pics or it didnt happen. What type of glue? Elmers is water based so should wash off. If its like crazy glue, then nail polish remover with a qtip

If you are for real you are the top wanker ever.
For fuck sake if it reads glue its glue and not a lubricant.
Never heard of anything as stupid.
So I am thinking this is a total lie and only put here to get comment.
Well wanker you have got them, so either come up with something real or piss the fuck off.

I'm guessing this is a hoax. if its not you're a stupid motherfucker who got what he deserved. lol. sorry but come on man! no orgasm is worth doing some stupid shit like that.

lol this reminds me of that episode of family guy when quagmire got his dick stuck in the window

I think I must have been hibernating and just woken up on April 1st?

Now you will never have to say you are having trouble getting wood.