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It's going to be a boring thread as nobody will mention anything on here!!

Probably for good reason too ;-)

Well I wouldn't say I've done anything too perverted but when I was a teenager, I used to love jerking off outdoors. There was this small wooded area we used to always call the "bushes" - it was big enough, and it had this pathway through it. I used to take whatever porn I'd have, strip off and jerk off in the bushes. Could I have gotten caught? Yes, but that was part of the thrill. I remember one time I watched this gorgeous woman walk her dog, and I just remember fantasising about her taking my load over her flat chest.


I also used to visit friends, female friends, and I'd sleep over. My gf used to sleep beside me and jerk me off while we all spoke in the room and if she didn't id jerk off myself.

My favourite though was when we had friends over, 3 girls, and they were sleeping over on the bedroom floor, me and my gf in bed. I was rock hard - my gf used to always say she would let me go with the sexually and watch and I couldn't get this out of my head (it's never happened) but I pulled out my cock and started jerking off, while holding a conversation...next thing I know she's under the covers, fondling my balls and my cock is in her mouth, she's sucking me off while stopping periodically to chat to them. I cum into her mouth and then we kissed and swapped the cum around our mouths as our friends knew nothing.

I was once so horny (huge fan of watersports) I put on a condom, pissed in it and then jacked off into it 2 times

Nothing that I'd call "perverted" that I'd want to put on an open forum.

fucked my pee hole with a vatiety of objects,fucked a watermelon,sucked cock,mmf 3 sum with ex.

I fucked a stuffed animal in a warehouse where I worked one summer. It felt a lot better than I thought it would. As soon as I zipped myself back up, my boss came around the corner...who knows what might have happened if I was 10 seconds later?? I also jacked off into a coke bottle with 2 of my buddies watching during a truth or dare when I was 15. One buddy dared me to suck the other one, but he wouldn't let me. Still wonder about that....

Worst thing I've probably done was a few years ago when I was earning too much money and doing far too many drugs. I developed a fascination with my best friends wife. I never used to have the hots for her but week by week I found her more and more amazing. First I just used to hear hear her having sex with my mate when I stayed over at their house after a night out and used to jerk off to her sounds. Then I started stealing her dirty panties from their bathroom when ever I was at their house. Later on I was given the keys to their house to feed their cat for week whilst they were on holiday. I must have spent 2 days in their house high as a kite and jerking into everything that belonged to her.
I took SD cards out of their camera to look for photos, went through laptops and pulled their wardrobes apart. In the end I posted pics of her on another website and ask people to tribute her pic and email it to her. I used VPNs and smart DNS to hopefully make sure it could not be traced back to me.
Looking back on it all now it seems crazy, purely drug fueled, glad I'm not in that place anymore......still got some panties that smell sweet though!!!

One time my bf was pounding me good while I was on all fours and I was "in the zone". Eyes closed, moaning, and was just about to cum all over his big cock. When all of a sudden, I feel this AMAZING feeling on my clit that was rough and warm...it was my kitten that was underneath us and lapping up my juices from my pussy and also from his balls! LOL That put me over the edge and I came so hard! He shot a HUGE load deep inside of me and suddenly that kitten became his new best friend lol that was the ONLY time anything like that ever happened! Not my cup of tea, but when you're in that zone...no telling what kind of crazy shit you will do! <3

I have a major foot fetish. Pretty feet, a nice pedicure, sexy shoes ... they'll do the trick for me every time. A while back, I met up with a nice couple for a fun little MMF threesome ... he's bi, I'm bi-friendly and she appreciates watching two men together. She also has really pretty feet ... perfectly polished toes (pearly red), nice high arches, soft wrinkles on her soles, and wearing an ankle bracelet.

We enjoyed ourselves for a few hours, and over the course of the evening, I learned he also has a foot fetish. As I was banging her missionary style, I turned my head to suck her toes. She gasped and said, "Oh my god ... I love it when [her husband] does that to me ... are you a foot guy, too?"

When I told her I was, she smiled. She asked me if I wanted to cum on her feet, and I eagerly said yes. I think I actually said, "Fuck, yes!"

I pulled out of her sweet pussy and let her adjust her position. She held her legs out, feet together, for me to unload on them. That's when her husband moved around to put his face under her feet.

He pulled them down to suck her toes while I stroked myself closer to cumming. As he mouthed her feet, he jacked himself furiously ... he was steadily leaking so much precum, you could see it flowing from his cock.

That sight, plus his really hot wife happily giving in to the mutual fetish of two guys, sent me over the edge. I blew my load all over her feet - and his face underneath. He eagerly lapped my cum off her toes as she fingered her pussy. I lifted her other foot up and licked my cum off those toes, and as I did so, he wrapped his mouth around my still quivering cock and sucked the last few drops of cum out.

She found her happy place, too, and loudly grunted an orgasm. At thhat moment, I watched his cock release a river - and I mean a river - of cum ... hands-free. He wasn't stroking himself, and neither his wife nor I were touching him. Apparently, the idea of watching another guy indulging a foot fetish with his wife, while he got his bisexual fix, was all it took to send him over the top.

I don't know if that counts as the most perverted thing I've ever done, but it certainly was unusual and memorable!

I can't describe all of the pervy things I have done because of the rules here, but I can describe one thing I get into which is kind of pervy. I have a thing for getting off right in front of guys who have no idea I am doing. I do this often sitting in a restaurant or at a study table in the library, sitting across from a guy and playing with myself under the table. I love looking the guy in the eye and talking to him, and he has no idea that I am cumming right in front of him. I have also done this in the passenger seat of cars and sitting in the movies, usually with a jacket over my lap. I even do it while my barber cuts my hair with the cape over me. I will be talking to him and he has no idea I am cumming in the chair as he is cutting. For some reason getting off in front of guys when they don't know is a big turn on for me.

Yep...this is true! I've done lots of stuff that I won't post here.

Once had a girl over and told her to wear yoga pants. I put my computer on my desk and opened it to my folder of celebs and fb friends. I bent her over doggy style facing the computer, making her look at the photos while I grinded my hard cock into her yoga pants.

Later she jerked me off while we looked at the pictures. When she blew me, I kept telling her to look at the pictures, and I went on and on about how hot the girl in the pic was.

Same girl, a different time. She sat on the couch- I sat on a chair facing her. I jerked off while looking her in the eye, while she sat silently.

This was all consenting and discussed beforehand, by the way. All of it felt so fucking good.

I have no idea what perverted is anymore.

Isn't it all just ok?