#1 - 90s Celebrity Guy - He goes by a variety of names. He was just on as "crazylad56" posting "Salma Hayek has such a fucking phenomenal body in Dusk Till Dawn." I was like "WTF is Dusk to Dawn?" and IMDB'ed it and saw it was some 1996 movie. So I immediately realized it's that same guy who talks about Brittany Spears and Alanis Morissette and shit.

#2 - Vocational Fucker - "JUST FUCKED MY SECRETARY LAST NIGHT. PM ME TO CHAT ABOUT IT!" or "JUST FUCKED AN INTERN LAST NIGHT. PM ME TO CHAT ABOUT IT!" or "JUST FUCKED A NEWSCASTER LAST NIGHT. PM ME TO CHAT ABOUT IT!" This guys is a Grade-A lunatic.

#3 - SumNrdyLsr - "Anyone else always the nice guy? Never get pussy? PM me to jerk out our frustrations." The reason you don't get pussy is because you spend all your time online with your pizza face acne and 4" dick. It's not like Isabeli Fontana is wetting herself wanting to fuck you but thinking "Mama mia, but I can't ... he a too nice."

"anybody hung big like their dad?"

Top 3 easy

fuck yes

Anyone posting pics of girls way too young for this site.

How about the nut bar who wants to talk about who can beat each other up in a fight? His gf or his friend.

just after reading this post I saw this screen name in the online users pace. Salma was pretty hot in that snake dance in dusk till dawn btw.

Whew! I didn't make the list...but the 'str8' advertisers are legion and they make me laugh. Almost as bad as the 'curious' guys who are afraid to type anything bisexual but wanna be 'cock' teased as they jerk off. Now, the 'vocational fucker' is a completely annoying twit and the daddy fuckers make me throw up...but I don't think aiming for a 90's celebrity is that bad. Must be your time zone...damn kids these days, all Emma Watson and Miley the toilet paper tongue. (old man voice)

#4 - All the pastors ... I'm not even sure how many we're up to now, I just know it's a shit-ton. That's one of the creepiest, weirdest roleplaying things I've ever seen. Why can't people just stick to pretending they have 10 inch dicks like normal folk?

Who would win in a fight, the pastors or the dads?

Fuck, I thought that was the same guy. lol

- "Anyone ever fuck a pregnant woman?"
- "Any other Venus 2000 cock milking machine users?"

All the guys posting pics of "girls they know". Which are usually unsexy women dressed normally.

Oh yeah, does anyone happen to know if "Cobalt" is (a) a virgin, (b) hairy, (c) has ever seen an uncut dick IRL before? I keep wondering those things.

How about anyone who replies to your request with exactly the opposite of what you are looking for?

Or the person who wants you to send them links but doesn't have enough time to return the favor?

ha-good call on -girls they know- so hate that