Bad_HUbby34

Dude, no one wants to talk about molesting your wife while she's asleep. Please let it go.

Wish I knew the guys name, he always changes names, but they all start with an E. Always want to know if your hairy, and if so wheres the hair, what color, is it trimmed or all natural. Really weird fucker.

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Sending a private message consisting of nothing more than "ASL?" is really fucking rude.

"What you into?" in the pornjackin room is annoying when I've posted links to photos that answer that question.

"Jerk to my wife/girlfriend/colleague" is extremely tedious as it's obvious 90% of the time that these people either don't know the women in the photos or their real motivations are somewhat more sinister (e.g. incest).

Blokes who say hi, then either dont awnser your reply or come back hows you? How do you think I am? I'm in a masturbation chat room!!!!!
And guys who who say there stoned/drunk..

Yeah just had someone PM me "hows you?"! How do you fucking think I am?!?!?!?

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This one for sure. He copy/pastes EVERYthing and it rarely changes. He's like a bot, but the kind of bot that would piss a real bot off.

How bout the iHeardMyMomFucking guy? Usually some variation of this name. He wants you to talk about it but really he dont. Try telling him "dude you could be an uncle!" if you really wanna see him drink sour piss milk.

Who could forget the 24/7 fella that is in there no matter what called "asslick" He dont never reply to anything, it dont matter what, just sits his asslick there taking up virtual space.

There is no way to pinpoin this next culpritt, but you know him. He always ALWAYS has a different screen handle, but he displays his idiotic self early on with his best pick up line sign sealed and delivered...yup thats him. "DO YOU LIKE IT ROUGH?"

Oh and last but not least. The ever so changing chat name, but story old as the dirt tracks in his underwear. The guy that wants you to keep posting pictures (he's obsessed with red heads), yet he tells you STOP IT, and NO MORE...and then if you stop he pipes up again. "Please no more..." an hour later "Please...???"
What are we supposed to do? Reach thru the computer and jerk it for u? jesus christ.

Oh shit i almost forgot one. He's HOF mention material i seen. He is usually HotMic, or MicCeleb, or any varation of the handle MIC in the name. You will know you got a real live one, as all he is capable of saying wether you have other answers or not is simply one word, OVER AND OVER. Usually, not always with a question mark after it. Allow me -
"Mic?" "Mic" "Mic" "Mic?" "Mic"

Him. Love him. I had him believing that I ran a "Professional Pube Barber Shop Parlor" and that I would travel to "Give your butt a hair cut" for a fee.

If only i was getting paid for the time well wasted on these chaps. i admit it is funny as hell to rev their engines, every last one of them.

Any and everytime I spot one of these twatters i immedinately send them this picture

Well, I certainly did fuck my 1st wife during her one pregnancy, and by 2nd wife during her three pregnancies. I found them usually at their hornist when they were PG

you are my new hero not laughed that hard in years

there's a guy who brings up tributing pics and/or mic-ing and gets weird and clingy even after you make it clear you don't want or feel like it.

there's also a guy who wants to rp as a girl but isn't too good at it. he complains about ppl wasting his time and i guess i sympathise a bit but if youre on a wanking chatroom your time cant be that valuable

Yeah all of the above. As a straight guy into tna, believe it or not, even in the 21st century not everyone is bi or gay etc, the chat does my head in with sissies spamming about their crossdressing fetishes or whatever. I am not against it and whatever floats your boat, that sort of stuff just seems to dominate chat.

Maybe I will setup a room on irc or something for fans of big nats. Also, it seems like everytime a guy messages to chat about women he ends up wanting to talk about how hes edging or about his dick. I dont need nor want to hear about that shit, talk about the women.