Posted on 2014-12-09 10:19 PM
camwoods 
41 posts since 2013-03-13
49 year old curious
HaaHaa yess! I was desparate and let him invade my time once...so boring! Every day pictures of a cute fat gal he said was his sister-in-law. only next time he tried to chat with me, it was his wife. uh..
Villun said:
'carlito hogan' is a fucking annoying twat. It's always 'Super ready &Totally Hard & I wanna jerk with a guy while he talks nasty & disgusting about my chubby filipina wife' spam. Plus, there's another guy always linking a pic of his fugly ass wife as well, asking guys if she's hot. He doesn't even distinguish one name from the next, he'll ask anyone, anytime, and so far I have been asked 3 nights in a row. I wish these two fucking idiots would get shot in the back of the head or their chubby ass wives would smother them in some ironic sex act.
Posted on 2014-12-10 04:12 PM
coffeenporn 
1237 posts since 2014-02-19
52 year old heterosexual male
danou_ Posts a link to pics of gf stating he found these pics on her computer and wants them on the internet. Later he'll claim they're private pics and freak out.
hackrunnerx - they ask "looking to trade on yahoo, IM me" or "anyone cum in their own mouth IM me"
porn-jerkin - all they say is "mic"
Two things I like hot and fresh in the morning; coffee and porn
Posted on 2014-12-10 04:21 PM
Unregistered
"anyone bathe by maid"
that went on for a while...
Posted on 2014-12-10 04:27 PM
Dude describing his butt fetish in detail in the main chat.
Venus cock edger
Dudes who are "totally straight" suddenly making a grab for the goods
Posted on 2014-12-10 04:35 PM
Unregistered
camwoods said:
HaaHaa yess! I was desparate and let him invade my time once...so boring! Every day pictures of a cute fat gal he said was his sister-in-law. only next time he tried to chat with me, it was his wife. uh..
yep hes a total twat, asked me to jerk off to a pic of her in a thick winter coat, couldnt have been less sexy
Posted on 2014-12-10 04:47 PM
This thread is hilarious, and I've never been in the chatroom!!
Horny, obviously.
Posted on 2014-12-10 05:31 PM
Unregistered
Yes totally hilarious!
Posted on 2014-12-10 07:01 PM
Unregistered
Always_Horny_ said:This thread is hilarious, and I've never been in the chatroom!!
Agreed. Never been in the chatroom, but this thread is great. And I agree with the guy who said
"All the guys posting pics of "girls they know". Which are usually unsexy women dressed normally."
Exactly. As I said in another thread about why I prefer celebs -
"And I'm not the least bit into the girls I know/girlfriend/wife thing. Why?
1. The girls you know - they may not be hot to me. So why take a chance when I'm probably not going to be as excited about them as you?"
Posted on 2014-12-17 01:27 AM
OhioPastor
114 posts since 2012-12-26
38 year old bisexual male from Ohio
QueQue said:
#4 - All the pastors ... I'm not even sure how many we're up to now, I just know it's a shit-ton. That's one of the creepiest, weirdest roleplaying things I've ever seen. Why can't people just stick to pretending they have 10 inch dicks like normal folk?
Who would win in a fight, the pastors or the dads?
I MADE THE LIST!
Seriously though, I hope most who have chatted with me over the years have enjoyed it.
Christian, Pastor, Masturbator
Posted on 2014-12-17 02:46 AM
Unregistered
1. Venus 2000 cock milking machine guy
2. Any other Christian masturbators here guy
3. Anyone wanna ask a midget any questions guy
Posted on 2014-12-17 04:25 AM
str855m 
677 posts since 2014-09-06
67 year old heterosexual male
coffeenporn said:
danou_ Posts a link to pics of gf stating he found these pics on her computer and wants them on the internet. Later he'll claim they're private pics and freak out.
I second that one. I chatted with him a few years ago, and guess what...same photos and same horror when he "decides" he should have kept them private.
A few more. I know these are not specific nicks, but they are patterns...
The guys who say, "hi", and then, in response to you saying, "hi" back to them, say absolutely nothing, as if YOU are now supposed to carry the conversation they started.
Also, the pouncers. Most of the time now, I don't even reply when someone says, "hi", a fraction of a second after I've entered the channel. Pouncers seem desperate for someone to chat with, and there's usually a reason others don't want to stay in a chat with them for very long.
Finally, guys who can't seem to get over the fact that others put "str8" in their nicks. It's just an approximation, get over it. It's meant to let people who are interested only in chatting about their own or others' cocks know ahead of time that it isn't one of my interests, even though I'm not 100.000% straight. I've read posts from a few guys in channel that went on and on and on over the "str8" nicks, to the point where I started to wonder what the hell was going on in their heads to make it so important to them.
End of rant. I feel better now
Posted on 2014-12-20 01:20 AM
mmck279
229 posts since 2010-10-28
44 year old curious from Denver, CO
QueQue said:
#2 - Vocational Fucker - "JUST FUCKED MY SECRETARY LAST NIGHT. PM ME TO CHAT ABOUT IT!" or "JUST FUCKED AN INTERN LAST NIGHT. PM ME TO CHAT ABOUT IT!" or "JUST FUCKED A NEWSCASTER LAST NIGHT. PM ME TO CHAT ABOUT IT!" This guys is a Grade-A lunatic.
Yeah, that guy is annoying...
One other guy I haven't seen mentioned yet always starts off with a private message along the lines of "i work in food. u?". So then I reply that I just work my dick, and then he starts asking if I'm afraid of death or some stupid shit. Then when I don't reply, he'll just keep sending "pls!"
His user name varies, but it's usually a short one.
Posted on 2014-12-20 01:38 AM
Rod 
3032 posts since 2005-08-13
53 year old bisexual from Dallas, TX
mmck279 said:
Yeah, that guy is annoying...
One other guy I haven't seen mentioned yet always starts off with a private message along the lines of "i work in food. u?". So then I reply that I just work my dick, and then he starts asking if I'm afraid of death or some stupid shit. Then when I don't reply, he'll just keep sending "pls!"
His user name varies, but it's usually a short one.
Yep. Always 4 characters.
I Leah's tell him, "I don't discuss my work here." At that point, he says, "Ok" and leaves me alone.
Until the next time.
Posted on 2014-12-20 01:51 AM. Last edited by AnnArbor3030 on 2014-12-20 01:56 AM. (1 edits total)
1. The guy who pops up out of nowhere in private and says "Hi"
Then I say hi back. Then they say "how are you?" Already bored I say "I'm good. How bout you?" "Great." Then nothing.
Sometimes I as soon as they get to "how are you" I will literally write "Hey listen, I'm here to jerk off. Tell me what you're into to and let's see if click." And then... nothing. They don't write back. WTF?? What the hell are they looking for if not to jack off?? lol
1. The one guy who always comes on and asks "Are there any other Christians who like to masturbate?" REALLY??? Who gives a fuck what religion you are. And, although I don't personally know Jesus, I have to imagine that he is totally doing a facepalm every time he sees that. Like "thanks for dragging my name into a jerk off chat room.. UGGHH....." lol
How bout this... "Any christian who like masturbating? None?? How about christian butthole lickers?? No?? Any Christian pillow fuckers?? No one???" HAHAHAHA!!
Tribute my wife? Sissy play?? Pics in profile!
Posted on 2014-12-20 06:30 AM
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AnnArbor3030 said:
The guy who pops up out of nowhere in private and says "Hi" Then I say hi back. Then they say "how are you?" Already bored I say "I'm good. How bout you?" "Great." Then nothing.
Yes, that and the ambiguous question "What are you into?"
http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/172407/what-does-what-are-you-into-mean
