Why do people bother with shaking hands? Why not shake dicks insted? Shaking hands dose nothing for anyone. Shaking each others dicks makes us feel better. If we are to spend the time and effort into greeting each other then lets shake dicks insted! Everyone masturbates, male and female. All males like sex. This is what all males have in common. As a heterosexual you can't deny that shaking dicks makes more sence than shaking hands and would make you feel better. If a lady was to shake your dick you would love it. The same gose for guys shaking each others dicks. It dosen't mean wheter you are gay or not. It just confirms and reconizes the fact that all male like sex. It would be a more manly thing to do than shaking hands.
For those who have health conserns, you take a risk when you shake hands. Wheter you shake hands or dicks the regular use of baby wipes will help. Wash hands use sanitzers as needed. Taking showers regularly is always nessecary anyway.
For those of us who rather shake dicks insted of shaking hands we can leave our zipper down as a indication that we prefer to shake dicks insted. Lets make the world a happier place and shake dicks. Ladies you are welcome too.

I only wish this was an option! I would love to shake dicks!

As long you don't fist bump it or hi-5.

Probably not feel nice.

sounds good. dick shake with a kiss....or even a good long bulge rub suits me.

This is an option! Only you can change the way we greet. How do you think other ways of shaking got started. No one understood them either. Start by passing this message to your friends. Get a responce from them. Meet them and greet them by shaking dicks. Start now.

Would love to shake others dicks when we meet

Why stop there why not meet with a suck?

You guys are so funny!

Have my zipper down now...waiting for someone to come to the door.

What an awesome concept, sign me up! This new greeting may take off and over rule the ok'd hand shake by far!

Sometimes people laugh and make jokes about what they don't understand. Mrsbabenow says shaking dicks is funny because she dosen't understand how it feels to be a man. The same gose for a man that dosen't understand why ladies go around hugging and kissing each other. It dosen't mean they are gay or lizbian. It is just a simple under standing of what they like. Ladies want love and sometimes don't get enough from the one they love the most. Men want sex and sometimes don't get enough from the one that gives them the most. If ladies can hug and kiss then why can't men shake dicks as a greeting.

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My post refers to greetings and wasn't meant as a full sexual scandel. If that is your intetions that is up to you.

Its a great idea, but might take a lot longer to get a business meeting with a large group started.

Could land you in trouble getting your cocks out in public and shaking them.
What happens if you are feeling very horny and as you are being shaken it starts swelling and as you know some guys have a very firm and quite long handshake so if that sort of guy greets you then you could end up having an erection and a handjob and if you are really horny you could even start to cum in the guys hand - even more chance of that if its a really sexy woman who is shaking your cock!!!
Interesting thoughts - lets start doing it!