The fuck do I care if she walks a couple of hundred miles? Get ya tits out or I'm not interested in that crap. I can't believe how many neutered males want to see that movie for the 'story' and not for the reason so many of us saw On The Road with Kristen Stewart in it.

Back in my day, if me and my buds knew a guy in our class was going to see Sirens for the story and NOT to see Elle McPherson with her kit off, he'd be beaten like a red-headed stepchild. What has happened to the male society? Sounds like there's so many metrosexual wimps out there, we just may be a dying breed

Maybe for most people out there, their lives do not revolve around porn and getting off. I personally watch movies for entertainment value. If I want to get off to something, I'll watch porn instead.

Well basically my life DOES revolve around porn but I still like good films and actors. Reese is one of my favorites as is Scarlett Johansson. Sure they are both nice to look at but I am interested in more than that, which is good because that is all I will ever get from them. Kristen Stewart is, of course, limited in her roles and abilities at this point in her career but that doesn't make watching her any less enjoyable.

Sexy women are like expensive cars. I don't have one and couldn't afford one if I had the opportunity but that doesn't stop my head from turning when one rolls down the street.

:-)

This thread made me laugh out loud first thing this morning. Thank you, uncut33!

Hahahaha, so agree! It's just jerking off. Made me laugh too

The sanctity of masturbating to porn must be preserved against those philistines who have other interests in their lives. Only a single-minded devotion to finding material to stimulate masturbation can be tolerated by Jerkoff Taliban.

I think maybe you're just mad that you're no longer the alpha male of high school and you're trying to hold on to it. Grow up.

You sound like a sad, pathetic twat mate. Get stuffed.

I love wanking but you've got some issues kiddo

HELL YEAH

METROSEXUAL WIMPS FTW

actually the Art Films you despise has the tits, not so much or at least not worth it in mainstream Hollywood. enjoy a good movie, then go home and jerk off or fuck somebody.

I hate art snobs that overlook the Virgin Mary's hooters for 'religious art.' The fuck do I care if she gave birth to the son of God? Get ya tits out or I'm not interested in that crap. I can't believe how many neutered males want to see those paintings for the 'art' and not for the reason so many of us saw Airplane with Kitten Natividad in it.

Back in my day, if me and my buds knew a guy in our class was going to the museum for the art and NOT to see the Virgin with her kit off, he'd be beaten like an Australian shitposter. What has happened to the male society? Sounds like there's so many metrosexual wimps out there, we just may be a dying breed

(P.S. You don't get to say "back in my day" seriously if you're only 35.)

Why stop with movies, shouldn't you be mad that when you go to the beach and women are wearing bikinis? Shouldn't you demand all women's sports be played nude?

Isn't there enough porn on the internet without having to make every movie all about nudity as well. Like Ben I watch movies for the entertainment, I don't need a movie to have nudity for me to go see it.

I agree with Ben. I watch movies for entertainment and porn for jacking off.

Having grown up in the 80's the only good sex you could see was on Cinemax and even that was typically only a glance. I got tired of pausing the VCR to jerk my cock. I rather enjoy my laptop in my bed surfing raunchy porn while I masturbate. So much better than a brief shot of some celebs tits.

That said, God only knows how many loads I shot to Phoebe Cates tits in Fast Times.

I read the thread title as "I hate Resse Witherspoon". Selective sight is kicking in.