We all have times where we come across some weird stuff in the room. Here are some of those:

1. The Venus 2000 **** Milking Machine Guy: This guy first started with asking the question in the room and nothing more like "Anyone ever tried the Venus...?. But then he changed tactics. He then started telling stories in the rooms like "I got this great magazine the other day. Oh man then I realized that I had a Venus 2000...". If that wasn't enough, he now sends a PM and chats about something you're into for a few minutes but then like "Oh I see you like big tits. Oh man I like them too. The other day I was watching this chick and I took out my Venus 2000..." I mean wtf man?

2. Guys asking weird questions: Every now and then there are these guys who ask a weird question out of the blue. Doesn't matter if you're into it or not. They'd be asking something like "Hey man you ever rub paprika on your pecker? Have you? huh? Dude? You there?" or something extreme like "Man have you ever been to a farm? I was with this horse.." at this point you're like whoa dude wrong pm. But they don't stop like as if you're supposed to be into it. "You there? Where did you go? Hey dude? ".

3. The "Hi" people: They'd be like "Hi" and you'd be like "Hi" and then nothing. Like you're supposed to sense how the conversation should go.

4. Creepy stalker people: These are the guys who ask you too many questions. "So...what's your real name?" "Where do you live?" "Where do you work?" "Where is that?" "You live alone?". Creeeepy.

5. Boss's Relative: This one guy keeps posting a pic of this girl and depending on the day it's either his boss's daughter, his co-worker, his sis-in law or someone else. But the pic is always the same.

6. The celeb guy: This one guy comes into the room, asks if anyone is into certain celeb names he lists and also asks you to pm him if you are. You pm him and say you're into them. There is a 3 second pause and then he leaves. Comes back and asks the same thing again. Then probably someone else pms him since he leave again and comes back several times.

Have some of your own weird encounters you'd like to share? Feel free.

Some of those guys were already discussed in the very entertaining thread about "most annoying chat room regulars." Plenty of chatters are annoying but only a few ever get truly bizarre.

*I was chatting with a guy who shared my interest in penectomy and it gradually seemed like this was more than just fantasy for him. He really wanted to have his dick chopped off. I wasn't ready for that mentality.

*During a mic chat I heard sirens in the background as the man was chanting "Sieg heil! Sieg heil!"

*A Chinese guy was fantasizing about US soldiers turning his mother and sister into prostitutes. He waxed poetic about the miracle of birth that had taken place in his mother's womb, how she had created a living, thinking being she raised with care for all his years, and how that womb was now just a cheap whore pussy for big white dicks.

*By far the biggest freak I've ever seen in chat was a regular churchgoer from the Midwest who is secretly an extreme submissive. There were almost no limits to how much he let me fuck with him. I was the closest thing he had to a god, he told me. He stopped masturbating unless I gave him permission. I told him to eat dog food, wear diapers, destroy family heirlooms. He's had serious thoughts about getting a vasectomy and I've encouraged him. Yet the cruelest, most vile thing I've ever done to him, the one act that still haunts my conscience... I told him to eat breakfast at Taco Bell.


Man, chat is boring these days.

I always enjoy the freaky people...they are my kind of folks!

Haha, mine too in many ways, as long as they don't cross over into creepy. I have a pretty high threshold for being creeped out, but there are some who can do it.

Lot of times those scenarios are "bots". Which of course are truly annoying!!

That's some funny shit right there buddy, hahaha!!!!!!