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I used to spunk into tissues,but had an accident on a mag and discovered the visual side of wanking.you probably now see the excitement of watching a good spunking.

I'm pretty good about keeping track of spunk flight but precum is another matter. I get gooned out only to discover a puddle of precum on the floor. Stepping in that and tracking it around ain't quite so fun.

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I'm laughing at those mysterious disappearing spurts. Where you are going to blow in a tissue or something, but are busy watching something hot. And sometimes that first shot is a doozy and overshoots. You are sure you know where it landed, but when you go to clean it up...you can't find it. I think it must end up in the same alternate universe as missing socks or something

When you watch some of these celebrity tribute vids on XHamster etc they always seem to spunk all over their tablet,iPad or laptop screens.

When I was younger sometimes I would leave my cum tissue on the floor next to my bed and wonder if my parents had noticed it before I remembered to get rid of it. Embarrassing moments as a teen. lol

With regards to cum splats, turn up the volume on this video:

http://xhamster.com/movies/76921/jerking_off_to_a_huge_cumshot.html

It sounds very niche, but the noise of splattering spunk is a turn on for me. Love launching ropes and gobs of my own thick spunk over my porn mags, hearing the obscene splat of semen hitting paper.... hot

http://xhamster.com/movies/2171417/9_pornomag_spunk_shots_vol_1.html

This guy shoots out a big load, listen to his cum splat on the desk at 1.06 it's horny hearing him moan before he spunks

http://xhamster.com/movies/1115704/cum_cum_cum.html

those are some great jack off videos!

I travel quite a bit for work and spend a lot of time in hotels jacking off. I always try to clean up but no doubt I've missed some. I've also overheard the guy in the next room lots of time and wondered if he heard me etc. The scary thing is if other guys get as horny when traveling as I do there has to be cum flying everywhere for some poor housekeeper to clean up.