O.K. what is the weirdest, craziest, or silliest thing you ever fucked? I think mine, best I can remember, was a roll of toilet paper. Removed the fiber tube and went to town on it. That's my sillies.

Melon. Yes. It was a big one too. Cut a hole in it and it was awesome!

Hah, I think most guys have tried fucking a toilet roll holder. A few of my mates have admittited to that one, myself included. When I was younger I tried a few different types of empty bottles. Most of them were pretty crap though, usually too small, except for oasis bottles, which were too big. I think I only ever managed to cum once from them.

I am kind of reluctant to admit this one like, but I did try shoving my dick in a pie, after seeing that american pie film. All it did was make a total mess. Surely though I wasn't the only guy to try that.

- Melon. The usual way.

- Mattress. Cut a small slit in the foam, lined it with a plastic sandwich bag, lubed up, plunged in.

- Women's shoes. Preferably well worn, leather and strappy. High heels look sexier, but sandals are more effective.

- Discarded flex tube from a vacuum cleaner. Gently ribbed for my pleasure.

- Inflatable pool flotation devices. Used a little suntan lotion as lube.

I'm sure there's more, but that's all for now.

i've fucked a dirty g-string.
was sniffing and fapping it

it was awsome

Your MOM!

Actually i've fucked (excluding pussy) a banana, cake and my most common growing up was a pillow

Many years ago I heard about fucking water wings so I bought five pairs at the local Dollar store they work fine and still have some packed away in my storage unit. At checkout in the store I had half a hard on and told the clerk we were having a pool party for the grand kids. I also fucked my wife's feet and jacked off in her leather boots if they count.

for me it has been basically anything not nailed down when I am really horny and got no access to a woman. Done most stuff mentioned thus far except the dirty g string and leather boots. in place of those I'll add a banana peel, chair and sofa cushions. Each was good once then the thrill was gone.

Honeydew melon.

Dumped a couple big loads in my couch before

since i'm a bedhumper, i've humped and cum on beds, couches, floor, car seats, chaise lounge, grass on the back lawn, my clothes in the woods, and on a car.

For me it was a cantalope

A pillow, women, my hand, couple of mattress, few couches, one chair (it was a nice chair), the floor, and the air.

4 water balloons taped together, was pretty good.

after HS I found this old bottle that I could get my cock into and as it got hard, locked me in. I love walking around the house or hotel room as it hung and swayed. I would cum into the bottle within little help from my hands and it would drop to the floor as I quieted down. I filled it with water for extra weight sometimes. It felt great...only problem, besides losing it years later, was the excitement of wearing it and not able to get my hard cock into it. Never found a bottle like it again. Always thought I was strange, now I know I am.