Tried the fork in a tree branch without much success, have used the vacuum cleaner pipe flex hose many times, the flutter of my cock when it was in just the right position makes me cum so hard

- Fuzzy toy bear...had to sneak it into the wash every now
n then so my mom wouldn't notice how crusty it was
- Between couch cushions
- Between mattress n box spring
- Pillow
- Panties...my own n others
- Tried vac cleaner...no joy
- Bathtub filled with warm bubble bath
- Socks...my own n others
- Muddy ground
- pool jet
- hot tub jet
- pocket pussy
- thong sandals from a sexy girl
- feet, hands, stomach, tits, thighs, armpits, mouth, pussy, ass

Nice profile photo...wow!

A pumpkin. I was 15.

When I was a boy and started figuring how great my penis felt when I touched it. Rubbing it on and in things I experimented with all kinds of objects. Fruit was the best. I used bananas a lot cut the end off and squeeze the banana out and use the skin to put my penis it. Felt amazing, soft but firm enough to slide in and out of . Another was a watermelon. I carved a hole and I fucked it. But there were so many others. I was an horn boy and still am a horny guy. Arent we all?

I agree. Also the water jet of a pool is amazing.

Yes. And hot tub water jets. I was in Universal Orlando and used the hot tub at the resort. Sit right near the jet and wow

Love my cock in a plastic bottle. If it's a nice tight fit, it gives a great sucking sensation as you wank it up and down the shaft. Also catches the spunk, makes clean up easy.

--Pillows and mattresses

--Crack between sofa cushions

--Penis pump

--Bra cups

--Panties and girdles

--Garter belts

--Titties

--Every orifice a woman has...top and bottom, front and rear.

When I was a boy and started figuring how great my penis felt when I touched it. Rubbing it on and in things I experimented with all kinds of objects. Fruit was the best. I used bananas a lot cut the end off and squeeze the banana out and use the skin to put my penis it. Felt amazing, soft but firm enough to slide in and out of . Another was a watermelon. I carved a hole and I fucked it. But there were so many others. I was an horn boy and still am a horny guy. Arent we all?

I've fucked mainly my pillow, lieing on my bed. I get a sexy pic on my phone and then pump away. One time i got caught. It was very embarrassing.

When you arrive at 60 there aren't many things that you haven't tried such as vacuums, melons, various types of pipework, flashlights, panties, mouths of non humans, between the mattresses, pillows. My favorite right now is the crotch of my young wife's panties along with my massager... great cum inducer

When I was in my 20's I would sometimes wrap my hard cock in saran wrap and fuck 2 pillows stiffed between the mattress and box spring. Felt great and quick cleanup!

Pillows and mattresses felt good, but my favorite thing to fuck was the tight soft crack between the sofa cushions.
I too tried various ways to wrap it to avoid making a mess, including saran wrap and some flexible plastic refrigerator container covers that we had in the kitchen.
I knew about rubbers, but I didn't want the embarrassment of buying them. (I can't imagine a 12 yo going into a drugstore and buying a box of Trojans.) Fortunately, I found a box that my older brother had. I would wash and reuse them, and if he ever missed the ones I stole, he never said anything. (Not easy to wash, dry, and reuse a condom BTW.)

When I was younger, I took a coozie (the foam thing you put cans of beer in). There is a small hole in the bottom to let water out. What I did was to increase the size of the hole, and proceeded to fuck that! It was nice and tight, and foam, so it was soft. Hold the open end against a hard surface, insert in the smaller hole, and have a go! Worked great back in the day.