have any of you guys ever been caught jacking off? if yes who caught you and what did they do

wifes best friend walked in on me while i was jacking and cumming. she said sorry we all need some "me time and closed the door. to this day she always asks me about my "me time"" and smiles at me.

When I first started jacking off I would steal my mothers spare dishwashing rubber gloves. They were a natural skin tone color and extremely soft when turned inside out. No lube needed and they would slide across my dick with no friction.

One evening around 8 pm ( dark outside ) I was laying in bed with the covers just below my balls. I was pumping myself looking at a porn mag my buddy gave me after he was done with it. I had my tv on and a dim lamp on. I loved to watch the rubber gloves pump up and down on my stiff prick.

With out warning she very slowly opened the door as I lighting quick tossed the porn mag between my bed and the wall ( putting the rubber gloves in the magizine and sliding it between my bed and wall was my terrible hidding spot..) I also pull up the covers and focused on the tv.

I remember she just asked a basic question about something and she responded like normal. And closed the door. There was no way she didnt catch a glimpse of what I was doing...

The following weekend, my parents were at the breakfast table laughing and joking. I had no idea what was going on. My dad was telling her "I want to see it..." ( referring to the porn mag ) My mom just laughed and I was mega embarrased. Apperently she found the mag while vaccuuming my room. Was happy that there was no mention of the rubber gloves though. Maybe she found them and never said anything. Maybe she never...

I can explain a porn mag but my moms rubber gloves... I think I would have been in counciling..

Long story I know lol

A few months after she bought me my own pair of the same rubber gloves. She said she bought them for arts and crafts I was doing for a school Halloween project... Best day of my young life.

My dad caught me once...just ignored what he saw I think.

I'm pretty sure the same happened with my teenager. I'm almost certain he saw me going at it but he never said anything. But then I had caught him a couple of times in the past so maybe he cut me some slack.

I shared a flat with my girlfriend and her sister. I thought they were both out at work. I put a DVD on a settled down for a wank on the sofa. 10 minutes later and I'm close to shooting a load when the GF's sister walking in with the washing she'd been taking off the communal line. She had the morning off.

I was so embarrassed, tried and failed to cover up what I had been doing.

She just said " Chill out, we all do it. Just don't do it in the lounge room next time !!!"

I turned off the DVD. She picked up the remote and turned it back on. " No point stopping now " she said. " The damage has been done !!! Get on with it !!!"

She went around the kitchen bench and started folding the washing whilst looking at me. I was too horny to have any self control so I just carried on stroking and watching the film. It wouldn't have taken more than another 2 or 3 minutes and I was shooting my load (increased by the fact she was in the room) It was very, very arousing and even more so when I looked at her and she was leaning against the bench with one hand out of sight and having little convulsions.

She removed her hand from wherever it had been, wiping it on my newly washed T-Shirt before throwing it to me saying " that might need to go back in the wash !!!"

With that she giggled and disappeared into her room to get changed. Never really been mentioned since.

My wife walked in the bathroom while I was lubing up with Albolene just this morning. I had stroked it pretty hard for about a minute when she turned into the door way. She says "whoa! Having fun without me?" and laughed. "You better not cum. Save it for me til tonight!".

I remembered another. Not that long ago. I had wikifeet on the telly, my pants round my ankles and was pulling myself over this picture of Katy Perry's feet.

GF walked in. and immediately out again. I spent the next week trying to explain that having a celeb leg/foot thing was no different to getting off on tits or arse or cunt.

Should have listened to her sister and not done it in the lounge I guess.....!!!

My wife has caught me several times ... she gets upset if I am watching porn while stroking away. I've learned to be much more carefull.

My wife used to get uptight about it too, but these days if she sees me tugging it in front of the computer she's likely to ask what I'm watching and come take a look. She's mellowed a lot.

Once I was having dinner at a friend's house. I had to go to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. I was masturbating to a bra that I found in the laundry basket when she walked in and caught me rubbing my dick in her lingerie.
It was weird, because she looked terrified, staring at my dick wrapped in her bra, while I tried desperately to find an impossible explanation to what was going on. The only thing I could think about was how complicated it would be to get back in the dining room.
I wasn't able to finish my wank, at that moment, but I masturbated over and over to this memory ever since, although none of us have ever mentioned the episode.
Somehow I can't help feeling that she always thinks I'm going to masturbate every time we get together and I leave to the bathroom.

I sometimes try to get caught. But never have. My wife just tells me to show her how. She rarely offers to help.

I got caught jerking-off at a urinal (no dividers around it) in a public toilet not too long ago. There were some guys in there when I went in but they left right after I started to pee. When I shook my dick after finishing peeing it felt so good that I started to stroke. Since there was no one there, I just kept stroking. I was so horny hearing the voices of people on the other side of the door, knowing they were out there walking by just a few steps away from me. I kept stroking and before long I knew I couldn't stop. My legs were so shaky I grabbed the water inlet pipe above the toilet with my other hand to steady myself. Then, just as I started to shoot my load, a big guy came in and took about five steps - and then just froze on the spot staring at me. I couldn't stop and shot a huge load on the wall just above the urinal, on my shirt sleeve, and all over the back of the urinal. All I could say was "FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK." When I was done, I stuffed my still semi-hard dick back into my pants and went over to the basin to clean my shirt sleeve and wash my hands. Then the guy walked on over to another urinal to pee. He was still watching me and when I looked over at him all he said was "Wow!" When I looked at the urinal where I had been, I could still see the cum on the wall above it. I never saw the guy again.

I was caught by my parents several times when I was younger the last time I was about 16 or 17. It was embarassing.

I got caught a couple of years ago jackin on cam with guys by wife. She was mad for a few days but after a few days came to me and said it was ok as long as it was on cam and only guys. It's been a turn on since for me to jack off and play on cam knowing shes knows what I am doing.