The Apprentice never fails to provide a new crop of overconfident little madams for our wanking pleasure, with the likes of Zissman and Totton being just two of it's alumni. Desperate, money-hungry, talent devoid business bimbos who'll do anything to get hired...

There's a new series of The Apprentice starting next Wednesday and, inspired by the Strictly thread, I thought I'd start this one. I'd love to eye up the talent on show with you guys then have little 'post-match analysis' chats about our desperate little business sluts... Are any of you up for it?



Just from the Meet The Candidates articles I've seen in the press, an early favourite, for me anyway, has to be lovely Jamaican beauty, April.



Of course, I reserve the right to change my mind when I see the little tarts in action next Wednesday.

What do you guys think? Who would you 'hire'?

I went to school with a previous female contestant. True Story. Wasn't Leah Totton though, sadly.

Who was it? Do tell...

I really shouldn't...

Any gud stories bout the slut?
who is she?

Tonight's the night, boys. Can't wait to see those uppity little sluts clip clopping across the bridge in their power heels...

Pretty gruesome mob but would do the blonde and brunette on the far right at a pinch.

After the first episode, I must confess, I think my allegiances may have shifted. Though I still wouldn't say no to coating April's high Caribbean cheekbones and thick cocksucker lips with hot white spunk, I think my new favourite is Selena - Uppity little madam that she is. She needs someone to grab a fistful of that curly blonde hair, right at the root, hold her down over the boardroom table and fill her with sperm.

Selena absolutely needs taught a few lessons. Little Madame.

Was it my imagination but was one of the girls wearing a thong under sheer pyjamas when they were rushing to get ready to meet his lordship?

None for me this year sadly

Selina for me too. Needs a good group spunking session for sure.

Selina and Elle. Filthy little madames. Need brought down a peg or ten.

I have to be honest I am very disapppointed with the girls in this year's Apprentice. I would bang Selina ifI had to pick one of them but they really are a right bunch of mingers this year. I was expecting more, especially after the rather top totty we have seen in previous series.

I thought Jenny was looking really sexy last night in that red dress, gutted that she's out.