I'm on the lookout to meet 60 plus or even 70 plus grannies. Any advice would be helpful...

Grannies get me so hard. I'm rooting for you John61.

In the twilight years, a woman's grace weaves,
A tale of change, as time gently cleaves,
Estrogen's waning whispers of youth,
Fading hues of passion, a bittersweet truth.

Vaginal pathways, once lush and lush,
Now speak of dryness, a tender hush,
Thinning walls, a delicate descent,
Elasticity lost, dreams slightly bent.

In the embrace of intimacy's hold,
A discomfort blooms, stories untold,
Aching whispers of pain and unease,
A dance disrupted, a fluttering breeze.

Libido's flame flickers, a dimming fire,
As hormones wane, desires retire,
Orgasm's touch, elusive and fleeting,
In the hollows of time, quietly retreating.

Genital landscape, a changing scene,
Blood flows slow, where once it keen,
A challenge posed to reach the peak,
Infinite patience, the spirit seeks.

Pelvic floors weaken, a silent cry,
Incontinence whispers as years pass by,
A battle fought with courage and grace,
Yet, at times, it's a tender disgrace.

The mirror reflects an altered guise,
Shifts in form, where confidence lies,
Body's metamorphosis, an aging art,
Affects the soul, tearing the heart.

Down the vaginal lane, a dry spell,
Like a desert, a Sahara swell,
Thinning walls, they've gone on vacation,
Elasticity lost, a deflation situation!

In the boudoir's realm, discomfort lurks,
Intimacy falters, like a clumsy quirk,
Pain and discomfort, uninvited guests,
Crashing the party, unwelcome pests.

Libido's party, it's a quieter affair,
Testosterone's antics, beyond compare,
Orgasm's chase, like a wily fox,
Hiding and seeking, behind the rocks.

Genital territory, a changing map,
Blood flow slows, taking a nap,
Scaling peaks, it's a climb uphill,
Everest's challenge, a stubborn will.

Pelvic floor muscles, a shaky ground,
Incontinence moments, an unexpected sound,
Control's a wily beast, hard to tame,
Like a rollercoaster ride, a thrilling game!

In the mirror's gaze, changes unfold,
Body's shift, a story retold,
A jiggle here, a jiggle there,
Life's carnival, a fun-filled affair!

Down the vaginal lane, a desert scene,
Cactus jokes and a tumbleweed dream,
Thinning walls, like a worn-out tent,
Elasticity's escape, a lament.

In the chambers of romance, a wacky twist,
Intimacy's adventure, a plot that's amiss,
Pain and discomfort join the show,
Unwanted guests at the rodeo!

Libido's party, a tamer affair,
Testosterone sighs, "I used to be there!",
Orgasm plays peek-a-boo, like a sly fox,
Hiding in the shadows, behind the rocks.

Genital geography, a shifting ground,
Blood flow's journey, a slowed-down round,
Scaling peaks, it's an uphill quest,
Everest's rival, a noble conquest!

Pelvic floors waltz, a jiggly dance,
Incontinence waltzes, a surprise entrance,
Control's a tricky riddle, hard to decode,
A rollercoaster ride, on an unpredictable road!

Down the vaginal path, a dry desert appears,
Thinning walls, like a worn-out puppeteer's,
Elasticity wanes, in a soft-spoken rhyme,
As if aging said, "It's my time to chime."

In the theater of intimacy, a humorous scene,
Discomfort steps in, unannounced and keen,
Pain and unease, uninvited guests they be,
Crashing the party of love and glee.

Libido's antics, a bit more tame,
Testosterone whispers, "I'm not the same!"
Orgasm plays hide-and-seek in the night,
A game of mystery, a puzzling delight.

Genital landscape, a topographical change,
Blood flow slows, on a scenic range,
Scaling peaks of pleasure, with zest,
Aging's adventure, putting us to the test.

Pelvic floor muscles, a trampoline of surprise,
Incontinence giggles, catching us off our ties,
Control's a circus act, a daring feat,
A balancing act, on a shaky seat.

Down the path of age, a tale untold,
Vaginal whispers, secrets of old,
Thinning walls, like a vintage lace,
Elasticity's retreat, a silent embrace.

In the ballroom of passion, a waltz askew,
Discomfort waltzes, stealing the view,
Pain and discomfort, the unexpected guests,
Crashing the party, in their jests.

Libido's party, a milder affair,
Testosterone's antics, beyond compare,
Orgasm's quest, a daring chase,
Hiding and seeking, in the intimate space.

Genital terrain, a shifting scene,
Blood's slow dance, where it's been,
Climbing peaks of pleasure, a mountainous feat,
Aging's climb, oh, the tales it'll greet!

Pelvic floors weakened, a trampoline of surprise,
Incontinence giggles, as the years comprise,
Control's a tightrope, a balancing game,
Life's quirky circus, never the same!

Down the path of time, a transformation spins,
Vaginal dryness, like a desert wind that grins,
Thinning walls, like a well-worn book,
Elasticity lost, like a misplaced hook.

In the theater of passion, a twist of the plot,
Discomfort joins in, like a comical lot,
Pain and unease, unexpected roles,
Crashing the love scene, like clumsy trolls.

Libido's party, a quieter scene,
Testosterone chuckles, a bit less keen,
Orgasm's journey, a puzzling maze,
Playing hide-and-seek, in a mischievous haze.

Genital landscape, a changing theme,
Blood flow's rhythm, a softer dream,
Scaling peaks of pleasure, with a wink,
Aging's adventure, it's all in the sync.

Pelvic floor antics, a trampoline show,
Incontinence giggles, a surprise to throw,
Control's a tightrope, a balancing act,
Life's circus, a humorous fact.

In the chronicles of life, a chapter unfurls,
A comedic tale, as age twirls and swirls,
Estrogen, the diva, takes her exit stage right,
Whispering, "Farewell, it's been quite the flight!"

Down the winding path of age's decree,
Vaginal dryness joins the jubilee,
Thinning walls, like a vintage lace,
Elasticity departs, leaving a trace.

In the theater of passion, a playful skit,
Discomfort joins in, adding its bit,
Pain and unease, the unexpected jest,
Crashing the love scene, uninvited guests.

Libido's party, a more subdued affair,
Testosterone chuckles, with less flair,
Orgasm's quest, a chase that's grand,
Hiding and seeking in the love-filled land.

Genital landscape, a changing chart,
Blood flow's rhythm, a slower start,
Scaling peaks of pleasure, with a grin,
Aging's rollercoaster, a delightful spin.

Pelvic floor antics, a circus display,
Incontinence giggles, having its say,
Control's a tightrope, a balancing feat,
Life's quirky performance, oh so sweet!

In the mirror's reflection, changes parade,
Body's evolution, in a colorful cascade,
A jiggle here, a wiggle there,
Life's carnival, a journey beyond compare.

In the memoirs of time, as women age with cheer,
A tale of changes, whispered loud and clear,
Estrogen, once vibrant, takes a graceful bow,
Whispering, "Adieu, it's a different show now."

Down the path of age, a transformation unfolds,
Vaginal dryness, a tale that's often told,
Thinning walls, like a well-worn book,
Elasticity slipping away, with just one look.

In the theater of intimacy, a comedic scene,
Discomfort plays its part, a mischievous queen,
Pain and unease, the uninvited jesters,
Crashing the romance, with their quirky gestures.

Libido's party, a subtler affair,
Testosterone chuckles, beyond compare,
Orgasm's chase, a whimsical race,
Hiding and seeking, in a mysterious embrace.

Genital geography, a landscape of change,
Blood flow's journey, a pace rearranged,
Scaling peaks of pleasure, with a smile,
Aging's adventure, a delightful mile.

Pelvic floor antics, a lively dance,
Incontinence giggles, a surprise entrance,
Control's a tightrope, a balancing act,
Life's circus, a joyful, quirky pact.

In the mirror's reflection, changes play,
Body's evolution, a captivating display,
A jiggle here, a wiggle there,
Life's carnival, a vibrant affair.

Knock knock.

Who's there?
Vaginal dryness.
Vaginal dryness who?
Vaginal dryness, thinning walls, and decreased elasticity all walk into a bar... and order a water.

Go to local coffee shops/supermarkets and get talking with grannies about anything at first and take it from there. You will be surprised how they react to a chat and a bit of kindness. Once you get them in the bedroom they are putty in your hands.