Home Secretary Theresa May has to be a top candidate. Comes across as a thoroughly detestable Tory cow, but she is one sexy MILF who would be dirty in bed.



Same goes for US politician Sarah Palin, who looks amazing in her glasses, tight dresses and fuck-me boots. She is a batshit crazy right-wing bitch who is totally into guns and stuff and probably a bit racist, and in all honesty that deplorable stuff just makes it more exciting. It would be great to do Sarah up the ass while making her say things that are wrong for her, like, "Universal healthcare, oh YEAH!" and "Stricter gun control, baby, YES!"

Can't stand Diane Abbott as she's ugly in and out, but I'm a bloke so enough lager and I'd fuck anything.

She's got a nice pair of tits on her though.

Yep nice tit's, trouble is her gut sticks out further. I imagine her with a massive spotty arse that gets darker and more stinky the closer you get to the hole, a HUGE fishy fanny with lips like spaniels ears and a shaving rash like a dockers chin. Geat big fat legs with chaffing sores on the inner thighs and toe nails like a fuckin griffin. Still would though.

Nicola Sturgeon being fucked silly in a gangbang. She deserves it.