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I'm a 55 yo divorced bi m, I live several miles outside Salina, KS...At twenty yrs. old I made a solo trip to the big city, which is Wichita, KS...The sole purpose of my dirty little pilgrimage, was to reconoiter the four adult bookstores that were scattered around town at the time. I had recently sent off a weeks worth of hard earned money, in response to a full page ad in the back of one of my hundred or so, softcore porn magazines, that every convenience store in town sold from the top rack of their magazine displays. Being taller and heavier than most thirteen yr olds, at my middle school, and the attitude of most convenience store owners and employees in that long gone era, if I came into the store, snatched up several without loitering to get a cheap peek or two inside their stores, and had the currency to pay for six or seven magazines full of naked sluts, then who were they to impose some archaic law about the minimum age to purchase such horribly corrupting and inebriating publications. After all, they were there to sell, and being somewhat perishible, last month's issue was of no interest to the professional porn consesouir, once the latest issue hit the shelf. Even though I owned well over a hundred of these sexually inspirational, volumes of nude females fleshly charms, not a one showed women actually giving head, or even simulated penetration, by fingers, vibrators, big cocks, etc..Cum, sperm, jizz, bukake, etc. weren't even a wet dream to the publishers of these rags, or skinbooks as we referred to all of them, regardless the fact that numerous different companies published this trash, not a one in the bunch was willing, or able to skirt even the edges of the hardcore vs. softcore, vs none, plus a special exorcism from a man of the cloth
Ohhh I'm Dirty!!!
There's no need for the apostrophe in the title.
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Continuing my story, one had finally lost it for good. Charging forth with a full page, legitimate companies would have taken a long , long time to get something on the ground,to replace something that surely would cause the fundies to send forth an army of God's enforcers to protest such a headlong dive from propriety to depravity, documenting in living color what their wives and daughters were giving away to boyfriend's, girlfriends, other brothers of the cloth, safely and discreetly beyond the locked doors of rooms at the local no-tell motels, over on the wrong side of the tracks.My personal observation over many years of fundamental church attendance, was that the more properly the parishiner dressed, and the more amens and praise gods that came out of their mouths on Sunday morning, the more slutty, perverted, and promiscuous, their behavior, at Al's No-tell, and bar, on Friday and Saturday night services, held at billiard tables, dimly lit vinyl covered booths, and the back seats of the family station wagons.Yep, a bunch of sick, oversexed, depraved hypocrites, but discreet hypocrites, just the same.
Ohhh I'm Dirty!!!
What the fuck are you talking about???? You are rambling with no direction at all!!!
Masturbation is the best, innit!
UK_Perv said:
There's no need for the apostrophe in the title.
There's no need for the apostrophe in the title.
Unless...we all have the topic wrong -- and the poster is actually talking about himself or a friend named Dick and he means Sucking Dick is at Glory Holes - thus the Sucking Dick's at Glory Holes??? Just giving the benefit of the doubt
njguywantsit said:
What the fuck are you talking about???? You are rambling with no direction at all!!!
What the fuck are you talking about???? You are rambling with no direction at all!!!
He seems to be trying to write the great American novel...? But I left with a deep feeling of WTF
WTF???
I like to share my jo materials.
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