1. pulling myself off

2. Wanking

3. Masturbating!!

masturbation itself is great, but usually the word "masturbation" is a little bit embarrassing in some social circles, so instead we use a diifferent expression to refer to it. Also we use some fun expression, when we are with friends.

Maybe something with Han Solo....or would that be too easy? "I've got a date with Han Solo....or Playin' with Han Solo"? I'm just spitballing here, but the 'Solo' part seems perfect...

I personally refer to it simply as "Jacking Off" or, when I can't be that blunt, I call it "Taking care of business". My close friends know exactly what I mean when I say that.

I usually say "fap" or "wank"

So many things can come to mind....

Tugging it, tugging off, stroke off, stroking off, stroking it, tug off and tons of others

Masturbate is the term for me in every instance.

Beating your meat
Jacking off
Polishing your torpedo
Jerking off
Hand job
Bopping your blogona

Pulling the goalie
Playing some five on one
Mixing a batch
Distributing some literature

There are so many great and humorous euphemisms but for some reason I like just plain old wanking

Wank is what I usually use, but I love the word masturbate - sounds so hot when i say it loud - makes me hard just saying the word. Masturbate. I want to masturbate. mmmmmm.

I think "fapping" has definitely become the term of choice among younger people.

As a stupid American, I've never heard "fapping" or "wanking" until I was on this forum.

Jerking off is what I've said and heard most of my life.

I use the phrase to the girlfriend, when she's not around, "I'm going to get the poison out"

There's only one for me: WANK!

WANK, WANK, WANK!

Wank!