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Jacking off is my basic term. Reading this site and other porn I've gotten used to Wanking. Years ago I was happy to hear Jerkin' the Gherkin, and that pops into my mind once in a while, but I never actually say it, probably lots of people don't know what a gherkin is. A pickle, and I don't know if I'm spelling it right!
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"Whipping Willie" comes to mind.
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Personally, I love the word, MASTURBATING. That word has been taboo for centuries. Heard it actually said by a CBS reporter on the air the other night. She sounded soooooooo sexy!
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229 posts since 2016-08-15
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Jerk off
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244 posts since 2017-07-09
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beating off ,stroking,jerking,playing stroke
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Wanking off. Wanking.

The Wankers' Song

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138 posts since 2012-11-24
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Fudging Saturn's Rings
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406 posts since 2015-11-21
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My favorite is "jacking off"
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Depends on the situation. If I'm being funny, I like the phrases "milking the lizard," "waxing the carrot," "doing the five-finger knuckle shuffle," "massaging Mr. Johnson" and "polishing the Nazi helmet."

If I'm talking about it in a lighthearted but deliberate way, I go with the tried-and-true "jerking off," "jacking off" or "stroking my cock."

If I'm talking about it in a serious way, I've found "masturbate" can be a very powerful word, especially when talking with a member of the opposite sex. More than once, it's led to situations where, um, neither of us ended up masturbating.
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What i have heard most of my life is jerk-off. i think using masturbation is scientific, but jerk-off is a crude, yet true phase for a male who is getting his own rocks off. That part of the reason, other guys have called a Jerk-Off, because they know its an insult to a male ego and manhood. so Jerk-Off it the term i most use.stroke
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Fapping, jacking or wanking
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Tossing off was the favoured phrase at my school, but I like one an Australian told me - waxing the dolphin. Something about the smooth, silky skin of your helmet (if you're lucky enough to have a foreskin to pull back) seems to compare with the skin of a dolphin - though I've never touched one!
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i AM with you just a gentle toss or do not play with it too hard making it as hard as possible by holding you balls gently down to you feet does it for me gently get that foreskin all the way down but remember to do it slowly you can touch my dolphin any time Ha Ha
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you have to really go gently and you have a life time of fun I just wish I had met guys before I did MAKING YOUR PENIS SHOOT is the best feeling in the world I love it when I can lay naked while another guy wanks sucks and even slaps my cock and then makes me cums Its Great
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Masturbate, masturbate and nothing but masturbate. The word "masturbate" itself is so erotic. I love masturbating. I love to masturbate. Yes, I masturbate.
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