The holes in his hands are probably the right size...

*Raises hand*

Christian and masturbation enthusiast here. I've found masturbation and a healthy attitude towards sexuality to be a blessing.

There are some great Christian based resources for healthy singles and monogamous sexuality, like:

Marriage Heat - http://www.marriageheat.com
Song of the Believers - http://songs-of-the-believers.mn.co/

Yes. I was wondering if there were any here too

Good to know. I too see that this form of release to be a blessing instead of one night stands with different women, since I am single.

I do not believe that recreational sex is a sin. Of course, there are some exceptions.

Well said, in my area of the U.S. We seem to have a church of some belief of another on just about every corner. That's because not all Christians think alike. We find a church that we like and stay with it.
I suppose all religious traditions are the same.
If the shoe fits, wear it.
Nobody's perfect.

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If this topic draws any curious priests, PM me, i'm interested

I think it's safe to say that you're a little too old for them.