Well, wife has been a bit busy and stressed by life, so not as much sex as I'd like. So, while she was at work I decided to give the 'ol shop vacuum a try In our previous home, I'd used our swimming pool vacuum, and it was pretty damn good. Have to say, the shop vac was even better! I ended up putting the hose between our mattress and box springs, so that I could kneel next to the bed and fuck the hose. The hose was just big enough to leave a slight opening around the circumference of my cock. Produced this really great vibration. Came quick!! Adding this method to my jacking repertoire

Told my wife I had an affair with the Sally the shop vac. She got a kick out of that.

Haha i'll also admit to sticking my dick in my shop vac. Just working in my garage nude and I just gave it a go while cleaning. Wanna try holiding against my hole now that i think about it

I tried it a few times with mixed results. For the most part it scared me silly. Thought sure I was going to ruin my junk.

It's like I'm 15 again, when a guy will stick his dick in a lot of different things for a new kind of JO. OK, I admit it; I'll probably try this too.

I have MANY times but I cum too quick.

Not worth risking an embarrassing trip to A&E.

I did this with an old electrolux and man was it good, decades ago. It was so hot hearing the thing suck down my cum as it shot out and just leaving the hose attached to my cock sucking it dry. The motor on the thing was red hot when I was done but it was so worth it. May have to try the shop vac.

Tried the shop-vac thing with my cousin & a couple of his friends back in junior-high. They came big-time, but it didn't do much for me. Gave me a raging boner, but no orgasm. Guess my cock must have been too skinny for the hose back then.

A few years ago, I decided to try it again, but I used an Eureka upright w/hose attachment. The large end of the largest-diameter wand extension is tapered inside, and it just happened to be a perfect fit for my hard cock - with just enough "wiggle-room" for GREAT vibrations. I controlled the suction by adjusting the hose/floor knob part-way between 'floor' & 'hose'. Worked perfectly! I experienced an extremely intense & long-lasting orgasm that ranks right up there with some of the best orgasms I've experienced as an adult!

It's been awhile since I used the ol' Eureka for that. Time to revisit the idea!

Tried the Eureka again. WOW, that felt great! Only took a couple minutes for me to reach orgasm. But I experienced the "orgasm feeling" nearly continuously, and when I actually came it was extremely intense & long-lasting!

I do this. Dont fully stick my cock in it but just the underside of it. Makes me cum in seconds and the clean up is way easier!!

I'm going to advise against this. You risk the potential of permanently fucking up your dick, it can lead to extreme desensitization (so you won't be able to get off when fucking actual pussy/ass/hand/mouth). I suppose that is if you do it frequently.

Also, vacuums are fucking dirty. Don't stick your dick into something that's literally made to dispose of dust and dirt.

Just bite the bullet and buy lube, a fleshlight, a pocket pussy, literally anything that's actually designed to get you off. Your cock will thank you.

I got a Pulse Duo II........AMAZING!!!! Try it out, much safer!

I've probably told my story before, but did this once while vacuuming the car. I decided to do it very suddenly that day, in a flash I slipped my cock out the side of my shorts and let the vacuum do its thing. Wasn't expecting too much, but for some reason it was so intense I went into a mind boggling state of sexual euphoria like I never have. It gripped me just so and I thought I was going to pass out from the sensation. I got petrified suddenly the wife was going to come out where I was and I stopped short of cumming. I believe it would have been the hardest and most complete cum I'd ever had. Haven't done it since.

I've used an Eureka and a Hoover, both were brand new out of the box and loved it. Especially the sound of it sucking up my 6" pole. I haven't done it in a long time, but I think a shop-vac is next up.

My shop-vac lifts the carpet off the floor there are to many safe methods to jerk off to then using a shop-vac.