Lots of places to be honest. One that springs to mind was when I was travelling around Asia, me and my mate were sharing a room with a random gorgeous girl (like 10/10) who I was absolutely obsessed with, perved on her constantly. We all shared a shower in the room and kept our shampoo, body wash, etc in the shower. I was having a wank in the shower (also massive turn on knowing she was only a few metres away) and came all over her shampoo bottle knowing she'd pick it up and have my cum on her hands and she'd probably presume it was just shampoo that had spilled out of the bottle. So dirty but such a turn on

Babysitting for the neighbours and finding his porn mags (which were illegal in Ireland back then) in a drawer and her white lace panties in the wash basket. Possibly the happiest hour of my life.

My SIL's pussy!!

Stayed over at a friends house in my teens. Woke up in the night to use bathroom, walked past their washing basket on the way and couldn't help notice a pair of his mum's knickers near the top. Being the stereotypical horny teen couldn't help wanking a load into them.

100%

Those of you who have put your cum in or on anything someone is consuming or touching without their consent have violated these people and you are commiting sexual assault. Those people are victims and you are seriously deranged.

You are the tiniest of notches below rapists on the scumbag meter.

Everyone of you who has done this, I hope someone shits in your food because ingesting it still couldn't make you any more a turd than you already are.

If you have any decency you would turn yourself in to police but given you have zero integrity, I am not optimistic you will ever do the right thing.