looks like im among amateurs here.we professionals always strip off in the bedroom and start a session.if the wife comes homes i hear her,throw on a dressing gown and say im going for a shower.you really do have to plan better!

Someone you both know? Oh dear, that is going to be a tough one to ride out. Not surprised she was cross. Good luck.


quote=harvester38]Wanking to a woman we both know. My own computer so not an issue. No gay porn involved - lucky because I usually watch a vid of some random guy wanking when I'm wanking over some hot milf/celeb.[/quote]

she has not caught me wanking to porn surprised she has not yet due to me always going to bed later and jacking off every night on the computer down stairs sometimes i hear her get up to goto the bathroom but she rarely comes down stairs she did find a porn pic on my computer that i had deleted but i said i don't know how it got there so that was good enough for her.Once though i was in bed next to her and could not sleep thought she was a asleep so started jerking she just said stop playing with yourself and went to sleep. a few days ago she nearly did i was dressed in a bra and pants set of hers with stockings jacking on cam with another like minded person also wearing women's underwear when she came back early the computer i was on was the upstairs one luckily i heard her open the front gate so had sometime i quickly closed the browser disconnected the cam took off her undies and stuffed them under the bed and got dressed in my own clothes when she came in she did not go upstairs so that give me some time.

interesting!

She's never caught me once in 25 years, but I guess this time lust finally got the better of me.

My wife is pretty sexually conservative but she understands everyone masturbates. In fact, on our second date I jerked off in front of her. She wasn't ready to have a sexual relationship yet and I had a raging hard on from making out. So we compromised and she let me cum while she watched.

As for masturbating to people we know, she's the bigger culprit there. She loves to fantasize about people she knows. I am more into amateur porn.

Good to hear that she's cool about it. Don't let this cramp your style just "Keep Calm and Carry On!"

I have to give props to my wife, when she's headed home she texts first to give me fair warning, so I can go from to

Fortunate to have a wife that condones my "prostate health" efforts by leaving me alone for one evening and one entire day every week. She full well knows what I'm doing...

My wife once caught me naked at the computer wanking over a 'celeb' after being a bit taken aback she then helped me finish off!

great stories

Mine has caught me a couple of time and knows full well that I do. First time she caught me was embarrassing, it was before we where married and she walked in on me wanking off over a picture of her sister !!!

25 years and just saw you? Wow

It was never an issue when I was married for 10 years. She knew before we married that I love porn magazines, phone sex and jacking off as much as I love sex itself and she was not only okay with that, but she masturbated with me a lot. She loved watching me even when she didn't join in. She would watch me jack off and if I was jacking off to girls in a magazine and she came in, sometimes I would stop and turn my attention to her, but sometimes she would tell me to keep looking at the girls in the magazines. She loved watching me jack off to other women. We were both also very open about our fantasies and she knew that I jacked off to her friends and a couple of her sisters.She was fine with it. If she walked in on me jacking off she would ask who I was thinking about and I could straight up tell her. Sometimes she would have me tell her what I was thinking about doing with them while I strokesd or she would put some hot ideas in my head about them. Sometimes she would suck my cock and tell me to pretend it was the girl I was fantasizing about and tell her my fantasy of them.
She was the best about both of us being able to share fantasies and masturbating and just being open with each other about everything like that and also had a trust between us that was incredible. I could go hang out with my female friends, even ones she knew I jacked off to and she knew I would not mess around. She also (at her suggestion) allowed me to have phone sex with some women I knew personally so I would not have t spend money calling sex lines.
I have had several relationships that were very much like that since I got divorced, but my ex-wife was the best about such things.
Can;t say I have ever been "Caught" by a wife or girlfriend because most girls I have dated or had sex with, especially if we lived together were well aware that I loved porn and jacking off. (in my early teen years I may not have admitted to jacking off to all my girlfriends, but if they asked me or told me they did or if I was just comfortable enough with them, I would confess to doing it and did it in front of and/or with some of them) After I had gotten to the pooint that I was not shy about it with any my girlfriends and had a girl living with me for a couple of years who hated that I jacked off, especially in her presence and always got mad about it (which never stopped me from jacking off in front of her and looking at porn mags and vids) I decided after we broke up that any time it looked like things were getting serious with anyone I was dating, or if we had been dating for a while and having sex or going to start having sex together, especially if the discussion of living together came up, then I was going to be up front about my masturbation and anything else that I thought could possibly be an issue with some girls. That way they know, they have been warned and they have the opportunity to back out before it goes any further if it bothers them or if they are comfortable with it, or better yet turned on by it and into it, then we can move forward. I just don't hide anything. It may not all come up on the first date, but at some point I like to get it out of the way and they can't complain later. Most are fine with it and appreciate the honesty. I have only had 2 women in my life who had a problem with me masturbating, viewing porn, etc. The one I just mentioned and one other. The latter one soon warmed up to it though. The first one never did.

Two words: Driveway alarm.

My wife has caught me several times. She gets pissed if I'm jerking off to porn - other times she has asked me to jerk off for her which I have come to like a lot!