Cumnutter said:
Seeing how we are talking about theoretical scenarios, I would like a full on porn Megacock. At least 12 inches in length with 8 inch circumference. The head would be 3 inches in diameter at the corona with a huge gaping piss slit. It would stream precum at the slightest provocation. My balls would be the size of lemons, with a huge, low hanging sack. It would be naturally hairless, of course, to save all that shaving time. When I cum, I cum in huge forceful ropes which travel at least 6 feet. I would typically shoot 15 thick, full ropes per ejaculation, a total of 15 ounces of cum. Because of my high sex drive and constant horniness, I would need to cum at least twice a day. A three-day abstinence would have my balls swell and the precum flowing constantly from my cockslit. When I finally release a pent up load, I must do it outdoors to avoid cleaning up the huge mess of 20 or more ropes of cum that fire from my pulsing cock..
Thats the kind of cock I want. Silly, perhaps, but oh, so much fun.