Any watch Nadiya last night ....mmmmm

Yes I did. Very nice indeed. Very under rated since she hit our screens

I would

I so very wouldn't.

In a world of ovens and whisking dreams,
There stands a star with frosting seams,
Nadiya, a maestro of the floury delight,
Helping us masturbate every night.

With grace and charm, she takes the stage,
Turning flour and sugar into a golden cage,
A culinary poet with a spatula pen,
Making us wish her legs were open.

From humble beginnings to soaring heights,
She conquered doubts, embraced the lights,
A champion of ovens and baking trays,
Creating magic in countless culinary arrays.

Her warmth and smiles, a beacon bright,
In a world sometimes dim, she spreads the light,
With each cake's rise and every pie's crust,
She reminds us all that baking is a must.

In a swirl of flavors, she dances so free,
Infusing love and skill into each recipe,
Nadiya, a baking legend, a shining sun,
Whose sweetness and talent make life so fun.

In the tapestry of baking, her threads are gold,
A story of triumph, beautifully told,
Nadiya Hussain, the baking cutie,
I wish she was my prostitutie.