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Dan_Glebitz Skilled Jackinchatter

668 posts since 2009-10-03
73 year old curious male from UK South
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Strange question maybe; although I consider myself straight I do like a bit of anal play when the wife is out.

Normally a sharpie in the finger of a disposable latex glove lubed up does the trick.

However last night I looked across the room and happened to see the handle of one of those rollers with the sticky tape for removing fluff/hairs etc off clothing, and that handle looks so tempting, although a lot bigger than a sharpie I started to lust after it. I want that thing up there next time I'm left alone and the prospect is getting me very hard.

Those of us who's played with the ass and tickled the prostate know how good it is, all I'm wondering is if anyone else looks at an object of desire get the hots for it. So do other heterosexuals get similar urges when they see something that looks the ideal shape to slide up there and get a hard-on just by looking at the prospect?
If God created anything better than wanking - he kept it to himself.
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Just go for it. If it feels good then it is good. Just take pics for us
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666 posts since 2015-07-25
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i have a faucet handle wit a ball end. for science
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midswank34 Amateur Jackinchatter

329 posts since 2016-08-12
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I just bought an anal dildo after trying: Sharpies, ciagr tubes, fingers etc.. feels much better
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1112 posts since 2017-12-27
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for me, i always use double end dildo in my ass and the dildo is very long
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baterMike69 Skilled Jackinchatter

556 posts since 2015-01-01
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Vegatbles being in a supermarket eyeing cucumbers and zucchinis fir size - I feel like every one knows why. I prefer girth and width in my ass ( feels so goooood). I found a bag of carrots has many sizes fir pleasure. Four of five skinny ones works too with the longest in the middle. Off to the market
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82 posts since 2016-12-02
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Anal play feels great..... gay, str8 or bi. I agree with the veggies and dildos. Just make sure you use enough lube. And be nice to that prostate.... it will reward you!!!
Enjoy yourself...life is too short. Cum often.
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Dan_Glebitz Skilled Jackinchatter

668 posts since 2009-10-03
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What I was really asking is whether you lustfully look at that object which you know would give you so much pleasure. Yet despite being straight it gives you a hard-on in anticipation.
If God created anything better than wanking - he kept it to himself.
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JackMehoff41 Novice Jackinchatter

51 posts since 2019-03-05
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I have often wondered, as I plunge my wife's big pink friend, in and out of her love hole, what it would feel like to ease the tip in my man hole. I read posts and watch vids of guys getting off to the sensation of a hard probe plunging their man cave, but my straight mentality has yet to allow me to experience the sensation. But, to answer the question, yes, I have lusted over the thought of trying it when no one is around to see. Maybe one day/night I will just say fuck it; unfortunately, that is just a hard hurdle for my mind to jump.
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Dan_Glebitz Skilled Jackinchatter

668 posts since 2009-10-03
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JackMehoff41 said:
I have often wondered, as I plunge my wife's big pink friend, in and out of her love hole, what it would feel like to ease the tip in my man hole. I read posts and watch vids of guys getting off to the sensation of a hard probe plunging their man cave, but my straight mentality has yet to allow me to experience the sensation. But, to answer the question, yes, I have lusted over the thought of trying it when no one is around to see. Maybe one day/night I will just say fuck it; unfortunately, that is just a hard hurdle for my mind to jump.


The sharpie is a good introduction. Before that try just your finger; if the thought of cleanliness crosses your mind, pop your hand into a disposable latex glove, lube up & enjoy; even if you just tease your finger around the hole, it'll get you going.

I headed that way as I felt I needed to take it one stage further, started by feeling the perineum under my balls and teasing the hole of my ass. One thing led to another and after several sessions I moved onto slipping a greased finger in. Since those early days progressed to the sharpie but I pop into the finger of a disposable glove and lube it up. I never feel it interferes with my manly or masculine outlook on life, 100% straight but this takes my wanking to a far better level.
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Damn! I eyed the coat roller myself. Unfortunately I still had enough brains to consider the sharp edge (very tiny sharp edge across it, from where the plastic molds are put together) it doesn't seem like mutch, but rub it on the underside of your wrist to feel how it would SCRAPE a very sensitive area. I said NO THANKS.

I used drum sticks and one when I was in High School i used a plastic screwdriver and the handle of the thickest wooden brush in the set. That felt nice because I could slightly bounce up and down on while it went to town on my prostate and rectum nerve endings.

I simply HAVE to invest in an aneros, but I am not sure there's any safe place in the house to hide it. Not sure what I can explain to the wife.
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I did see this large carrot in the fridge once and just, had to have it.. Slipped a condom on it, lubed up and after a lot of effort, took it all in
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Stiletto heel, especially if I know the owner of the shoe and find her hot.
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Dan_Glebitz Skilled Jackinchatter

668 posts since 2009-10-03
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Garcia007 said:
Damn! I eyed the coat roller myself. Unfortunately I still had enough brains to consider the sharp edge (very tiny sharp edge across it, from where the plastic molds are put together) it doesn't seem like much, but rub it on the underside of your wrist to feel how it would SCRAPE a very sensitive area. I said NO THANKS.


The one I cannot take my eyes off seems perfectly smooth, no flash-moulds visible. Hopefully it will fit into a finger, or even the thumb of the latex glove for added protection.

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I simply HAVE to invest in an aneros, but I am not sure there's any safe place in the house to hide it. Not sure what I can explain to the wife.


Same here, which is why I pick a household object and by using a glove which I can then bin - no evidence.
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I did see this large carrot in the fridge once and just, had to have it.. Slipped a condom on it, lubed up and after a lot of effort, took it all in


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