Every horny teenager has tried to suck himself
off at least once--and usually failed miserably.
Here is my sad story...

One day, when I was in my mid-teens, and feeling extra
horny, I decided to try sucking my own cock for a more
exciting experience. I locked myself in the bathroom and
stripped naked. Then I assumed the proper position for
self-fellatio, which I had read about in Penthouse mag.
It's difficult to describe, but you have to prop your back
against a wall, while upside down. The idea is to use the
weight of your hips and legs to force your cock toward
your mouth.

Spoiler:
It doesn't work unless you're unusually slender, with
an unusually supple spine and an unusually long cock.
Even then, the position is quite uncomfortable.

Nevertheless, I gave it the old college try, but no matter
how hard I tried, I could not get my cock into my mouth.
If I stuck my tongue out, I could just barely lick the tip,
but that was all.

Finally, I gave up, but held the position so I could finish
by jerking off and spurting into my own mouth. But that
failed, too, because it's impossible to aim accurately
when you're in the throes of orgasm.

I wound up with cum in my eyes, in my ears, and in my
hair--everywhere but in my mouth. I was sore, messy,
and sorely disappointed, and I never tried it again.

As a teen tried many times. Most times would just shoot on my face or in my open mouth. One night was going to try again, I looked at my bed sat on the floor feet on top of the bed. My bed had a thick bed railing I used to pull my self to the bed with my legs up feet on bed. I started to bounce stretching my back. I was able to lick the tip. The next night was alone in the house I took a hot bath tried it again. This time was able to get the tip between my lips. I jerked in my mouth. I tried everyday after that. I finely was stretched out I could get the head in my mouth. Of course I was very skinny and in shape now you would have to take me to the hospital. After about 3 months of doing my self I got to suck my buddies cock and forgot all about sucking my own he use to do it as we 69.

Right there with ya. In my teens to 20s did it, managed to get some in my mouth. Almost 70 now and it would pop my back in half. So I just milk my prostate into a cup and eat it that way.

It takes a fuck load of dedication

I too gave it a try and failed

But I did not give up

I was two painful inches away from my tongue no matter how hard I tried

Cock head throbbing and precum oozing

So I started stretching daily

Lost 10 pounds and a few months later I had my fat cock head in my mouth

Holy shit was it is AMAZING

Cock swelling while the feeling of cumming is approaching feels unreal

Then the sheer pleasure of an orgasm plus getting your own cum shot in your mouth and down your throat is unexplainable

The soreness for the next several days is fucking worth it

Much easier to get blown though

I have done it many times - in my dreams, and always wake up to a gooey mess on my chest and on the sheets.

Oddly enough, Like GraysAnatomy I keep having dreams about doing it (without the gooey mess). I never could do it when I was younger, but Kevin Smith (yes, THAT Kevin Smith) did it once when he was a teenager (its his experience that led to that scene he wrote for Clerks)

I was able to self suck as a teen and into my early 20's...I read about the practice in a Hustler magazine then saw ron jeremy do it in a porno...I could do either position..just bend over and suck it..or on my back and let it drop in my mouth...I was freakishly flexible back then...only 7" cock..as mentioned it's not the most comfortable position and I only did it after a long edge session and would do it to cum into my mouth (easy clean up...yep I swallowed) I would love to be do it again...but I would surely break in half if i tried

At 71 I had a dream about a year ago of self sucking myself. It was so erotic!! Man oh man I sure wish I could accomplish that feat.
But of course at 71 it's only a fantasy, but a cool one to jack off too!
What do you think Jackie??

'Used to do it on a regular basis as a kid; 8 1/2" was quite enough for a 130# kid to get a bit more than the whole head in my mouth. I could bend from a sitting position and do it, but got more in by doing the legs over head thing. I learned by doing this that I didn't care for the taste of my own sperm.

No doubt that getting it from a horny partner is much more fun!!

Post puberty I sucked my own cock more than I wanted,, sadly a few pounds out an end to that. Last time I was able to do so I think I was about 28 or so

I managed a success once and once only. Like others here i started by getting in the upside down position. It took weeks with only close but no cigar trys. One fine day i managed to lick the tip. A few more tries and i got the head in my mouth. Swallowed a pretty good load that day but it was labor intensive. I didnt do it again evere. If i could done like the guys in the posted pics id of never left my room. Lol

I, of course tried! I was never thin enough, and my cock was never long enough! But I always thought it would be fantastic to suck my own cock!

No. My dick is way too small to even bother trying.

I think we've all tried it,and of course spunking in your mouth is difficult as you pump hard as you orgasm.