The last time I was sleeping over in my brother-in-Law's house, I came on their shower door as a token of my appreciation. I highly recommend it.

find his porn and her panties

Off hand I can't think of anywhere that I would not masturbate. (Without getting caught that is!)

Have sent pics of my wife and vids of us fucking to a couple of friends to wank over. Also as a special bonus sometimes throw in a pair of her worn panties. They have never complained so far

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Dude this has nothing to do with OP being at his shitty brother's house or whatever the fuck he was talking about, please stay on topic!

Anyway OP, have you ever done an upper decker? It's when you take a dump in the water tank of the toilet. Every time someone flushes that thing it will only give them rancid poop water, it's absolutely disgusting and takes FOREVER to pass all the way through. You can really put your asshole cousin or whoever the fuck you were talking about in their place with one of those. I guarantee it, your sister's neighbor's bathroom or wherever it was you were staying will never be the same again.

Wow. That is so hot

Why is this topic even pinned?

jo everywhere I sleep at