I don't know whether this qualifies but I have, on occasion, responded to ads on various websites and had random hook ups with older guys.

The conditions are always the same: I must be collected (and dropped back), we must go to either his house or an hotel (though I'm not too keen on hotel meets), and the line is drawn at masturbation, although a gentlemen who wants to meet is trying to persuade me into doing more.

I'm tempted...

I've done most everything that's been mentioned except the pancake batter. I spunked in the mayo.

I've jacked off at work I've jacked off driving I've jacked off in a bathroom at church

Taken a clean dildo, sucked on it, then jacked and came all over it. Let the cum dry and the next day, suck on it again then fucked myself with it. Would love to share that experience with someone.

Hi there

I like to keep my last nights dinner until midday, then fuck my arsehole with a large carrot, shove it in very deep and then put it in my mouth fantasising that it is some young guys cock covered with my scat.
I like to suck on it as its very fucking horny and makes me so fucking hard even at my age.

We've all got fantasies and while I don't understand my own fantasy I do enjoy it.
War, rape and murder are the sickness of society, each fantasy hurts no one, and so enjoy live and let live.

I like to put a finger up my ass, then pull it out and sniff it and lick it. I love the smell. I also like to fart when I'm super-horny and sniff my farts.

This thread is a joke, right?

lol, surely it is, sex is sex, but my god why be completely nasty and gross. lol fuck

I love to use a big black vibrating dildo up my ass while I slowly stroke and milk the precum out of my cock and lick it off my fingers. I've also laid on my back in the bathtub with legs up in the air and pissed all over myself, and laid on my back on the floor with my feet up over my head pushing up against the window sill until my cock head was just touching my lips and jerked off into my mouth and all over my face. And stroked off and sucked off other guys (anonymous strangers) in adult book stores. Have never told anyone about these things, but really wish I had a kinky buddy that I could trust enough to share these things with.

i love it too! i realized that when im jackin, my farts are more intense, don't know why, but always when i feel super horny my farts are bigger

I've done that bathtub routine quite often

Been down that same path and still travel it when I can. Would be happy to chat with you about it anytime. Just send me a message here and we'll work something out. Very deep in the closet but such fun when I'm in there

not sure if I should say this but have an experience when I was very young that I enjoyed.

Maybe named "Lazy Boy."

anybody wanna chat?