Heres a vid that kind of explains why guys like cocks, and how ladies and gents get turned on by different things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=qMoEs7eQeZE

Usually I just call it knocking one out.

Yeah, he is kind of a dick at times, but I would probally say kanye west.

It seems kind of cruel to deny a guy the right to have a wank. Like most men, I enjoy having a regular wank and can't imagine what it would be like to told I'm not allowed to have one. As long as they are doing it in their cell and being discreet about it, I don't think it would cause any problems.

If the original poster ann is into reading about guys not being able to get off, she should search for no fap. Theres sites and articles for it. Basically it is a bunch of guys who think they will be better of if they dont wank or watch porn.

I would never lie about my cock size to a woman, because if we ended up sleeping together I wouldn't want her to be dissapointed when she sees me naked. Though a woman has never once asked how big my dick is.

Uually guys will ask in the chatrooms and to be honest I always add about an inch on. Usually I tell guys I'm seven inches, but fully hard my cock is just under six inches.

Heres a cfnm video where a guy gets a buttplug shoved into his arse. I havn't seen it posted here, but I did not check all 25 pages.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1131755717

Sorry but the link would not post properly. To get it to work make sure you copy and paste the whole thing, including the 1131755717 at the end.

I would probally also pick davood ghadami, the guy who plays kush in eastenders. He would probally be a good jerk off buddy.

Since no one has said him, I will go for Charlie Hunnam, the guy from sons of anarchy. He's a top bloke.

Yeah, I'm a white guy who likes interracial porn, black guys and white women. To me though, hot porn is hot porn, I jerk off alot and I'm a fan of most types of porn like. About half of my porn dvds are interracial though, so I guess thats my fave type.

Hah, I think most guys have tried fucking a toilet roll holder. A few of my mates have admittited to that one, myself included. When I was younger I tried a few different types of empty bottles. Most of them were pretty crap though, usually too small, except for oasis bottles, which were too big. I think I only ever managed to cum once from them.

I am kind of reluctant to admit this one like, but I did try shoving my dick in a pie, after seeing that american pie film. All it did was make a total mess. Surely though I wasn't the only guy to try that.

Yeah, I love watching interracial porn, and judging by the number of responses here, alot of guys seem to get off to it. Thanks for the links wank addict, that vid was awesome, made me spunk all over myself.

I know this post is a few years old, but I would be interested to hear how you got on mate, did you manage to find a woman and did you ever try a fleshlight out.

If you have trouble jacking off, you may have a bit of trouble cleaning a fleshlight. To be honest though, I don't clean mine after every use, just every other day, once its collected a fair bit of man batter. After a while, it gets pretty annoying when some days you might be cleaning it out 2 or 3 times.

Mate, you seem like you have got an awesome sense of humour, and judging from your picture your a good looking bloke, so I'm sure you will find a woman. And dont worry about cumming to early, most guys will go through that. My first time, I lasted less than minute, and my next few atempts were not much better, just think of the least sexy thing you can.

If you want to find a woman for casual sex or masturbation, its gonna be hard. I tried putting a few ads on craigslist, and never once got a response from any women, a lot of fellas though. I don't want to generalise all men and women, but sites based on casual hook ups attract way more men than women.

Kind of curious to know, did the original poster ever get anywhere near to sucking his own cock?

Like lots of guys I have tried it, but never managed to do it. If you want to give it a go though, you should try reading this
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/how-to-suck-your-own-dick
It offers some tips and is kind of funny too.

Yeah, good vid, made me cum alot. If you like that vid, you should check out this one. Some guy thinks he has got the office to himself, and decides to watch a bit of porn and have a wank.http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=775925289